JohnnyFartPants

Don't take it as an opinion on students by the author. It is merely inkeeping with the two characters in the story. If after sniffing glue and beating a police officer to death they then went and read the Bible on a park bench and organised a litter patrol, it wouldn't fit very well. I wanted it to be gritty and convincing.

A Short Story. Once upon a time there was a Badger called Gerald and he used to go down the park with his friend Bernard, the Brown Rat to sniff glue and get off their faces. One day they were spotted by the local policeman, PC Rex the Weasel. "What are you two scamps doing behind that bush with your plastic bag and puncture repair kit glue for you bike, I hope you are not sniffing it" said PC Weasel. "Don't be a tiresome nonce" said Bernard, and he leapt on him, sinking his teeth deep into his shoulder blade and making the Weasel scream out in pain. To stop him screaming, Gerald rammed his bicycle pump down his throat and they watched as he turned blue and his convulsions became weaker and weaker until just a mild twitch, and then he was dead. Gerald and Bernard finished getting wasted and then went down the park to kick some students in the head. The End.

Hetrosexual men do not stick their arses into video cameras and then get it posted for the world to see. He is a gayer.

It appears you registered just to make that one comment, i.e a mate of his. I think he might well be a closet bisexual and this is as close as he has explored the other side so far. Go for it mate, this is the 21st century.

There used to be a girl at Barclays bank in Park Gate, just opposite the car park at the bottom of MIddle Road ( I am sure it was Barclays) that would take all her clothes off at parties and just mingle like that for ages.

If lying of the canvas equals "down and out" or relegated, couldn't "to it's knees" quite easily mean avoiding relegation on the last day of the season?

This really made me laugh. Cracking sarcasm. Love it.

Well they have in that female copper but I take your point on comparability if thats what you meant. She is a weak spot.

I watched the American broadcast of Question Time during the yank election and it pretty much mirrored the same points of view. Rather than recognise our 'service' his words were "I dont want to wait in line for health care" and I see his point. Yes, at entry level to health care our system is ok, but if you want something and can pay for it then who wouldnt. Socialism is a totally unworkable scenario that is as acceptable to as many people now as communism was years ago.

I thought E's were cheap because they were cut with so much crap you are not really getting the E's experience these days?

You revamped a joke already done, and not improved it.

I always think that when someone goes over the top describing food they must have a screw loose or an empty life. Why not just say it was nice abe done with it?

We had one team below us, we now have two. Blackpool are also dropping like a stone. Happy times ahead.

That was pretty much my take on things, especially given the changes he has made now in control. At the end of the day he could only suggest before. Now it seems he is proving things by example, but still we must have debate over him.

Are you suggesting we ever veered off?

I would be happier still if he put Kelvin Davies in front of him and just gave him a big fluffy jacket to wear.

No I don't but do I suspect a bit of jealousy here?

"Saints ghost (insert name) was hoping for a win next week at Birmingham" does have a nice ring to it and it would be about as believeable as anything else in the papers.

Well if H Holmes was meant to be Nick Holmes then you have to have him. One man club and a great player too.

Can't that just be anything though? Couldn't you have carpal tunnel caused by a RSI?

One is a pile of congealed meat with no substance to it, and the other one goes nicely in sandwiches?

Will I grow tits and then have big silent sulks while always saying nothing is wrong when asked, but acting like something certainly is?

Pnematic tools have less chance of sparking so were used a lot by miners.

I had already spat in a gypsys face, which means I win, probably.

Thank you. So have you.