JohnnyFartPants

That will explain it. If you found the other half you would be as flumaxed as us.

That will explain it. If you found the other half you would be as flumaxed as us.

Good idea. Let me try it on you and see how it fairs. Dear Scudamore, what is the problem with Sterling going up against a failing Dollar and Euro at the moment? Given we are all failing, surely we are all winning too? Do you have any light on this subject?

Good idea. Let me try it on you and see how it fairs. Dear Scudamore, what is the problem with Sterling going up against a failing Dollar and Euro at the moment? Given we are all failing, surely we are all winning too? Do you have any light on this subject?

This was very cringeworthy to read. It was one away from saying "good engine" and "for me" when you talk.

This was very cringeworthy to read. It was one away from saying "good engine" and "for me" when you talk.

I am not sure you had a point there, and I have read it a few times now.

I am not sure you had a point there, and I have read it a few times now.

Two "B's" in habit is a bad habit, IMO.

Two "B's" in habit is a bad habit, IMO.

I have no idea what you were trying to say here but I really admire you coming on here and joining in in your second language.

Have they not got their own worries this season?

No I do not write fairy tales for a living so sadly no happy ending for the orange haired ugly freckled kid that struggled to get laid. I can try for you if you like? Diseased hair stories seldom sell though.

There was a banner with a negative comment on it towards the manager though. Do you consider that a mistake or all part of the protest? I admit it was not a major part of the protest but it did detract from things in my opinion.

This is the sort of racist anti Northern comment we dont need on this board. It was the way you implied that people in the North are not welcome on the basis of their post code. Not only that but you chose a username to suggest that our best player in modern times had a horrible hair disease.

If ever I find myself wanting a really clever member of the human race to sort out any of my life issues I will source out your services as you come across as nothing other than seriously mega clever and well balanced. Now that is sarcasm.

You are very boring.

Actually it is half a proverb. Will you be learning full stops after you have completed all the proverbs?

Spend a lot on curtains?

You will have to ask him that. The date he brought him back would be a starting point but just work backwards from there by a week or so I guess. Does this help?

This is the sort of comment we dont need on here, even by our bestest self confessed fans. To mock someone through their age is just the sort of cyber bullying others on here have been calling to have stamped out. I must say that I tend to agree with them.

I think the clue is in the "loaning" of players not selling. It immediately gets them off the pay role but allows you an option should things go pear shaped. Obviously to keep shareholders and the bank happy it is important we stay in this division at the expense of not saving as much money on wages.

There was no reason for Wotte not to have mentioned the car industry suffering in this recent downturn in the economy. He should have said the fans were fantastic and Ford make lovely cars. Wotte out!

I was trying to get an understanding of what age groups were marching as people keep mentioning 40 and 50 year olds. What are you alluding to?

Rattled?