JohnnyFartPants

I thought it was rather funny. Okay, it wouldn't win a Bafta but it was silly and funny.

Good perception skills.

I heard you were okay but your sh1t stank.

Imagine trying to do a tongue in cheek yet proper British joke advert now at the Germans expense!! It was brilliant though.

Brilliant. Haven't seen them since when, the 80's?

Years ago I was working in the RAF and my Sgt was sitting down at his desk and I told him some alternative lyrics along the line of, "Do the shake n vac and pull your pizz flaps back, do the shake and vac and pull your pizz flaps back, cos when your vag is clean, I'll lick your spleen, do the shake and vac and pull your pizz flaps back." It wasn't really that funny, but what was funny was that we had an old woman civilian admin assistant and unbeknown to my Sgt, she was standing right behind him as he really went for it, complete with lewd actions. How I laughed as she looked horrified, which made my Sgt go for it more, thinking I was finding his routine funny.

How about some ketchup with all those chips!

Dear little Alps does have a problem understanding the difference between Lowe support and understanding anothers opinion on how things may be proceeding. It is weird but all part of his conspiracy character.

Skateboarding?

Oh right. It comes across as, "I can't argue those points so will just make a cheap insult due to not having much knowledge on the subject", that's all.

No player was ever "all good" EVER in the history of football.

Link please.

Is that code for, "He has a point?"

Firstly lets address what you might have meant by "are deaf" as it makes no sense to me. Now let me further help you out of your corner of ignorance. I don't champion him at all. I don't champion Lowe either. Neither do I champion Crouch. I was answering a question on what Wildes thoughts might have been. I gave my opinion of what I thought his thoughts would be. let me give you another example. Imagine that somebody had asked if I had any thoughts on why Peter Sutcliffe killed 13 women. If my answer was that I believe he thought he had heard voices telling him to do it, then that in no way means that I support him in his carrying out of these crimes. Do you understand? have you not listened? (your words there, although quite how one listens to text I don't know.)

Well here is my take on a response to it. When Wilde was on the outside, before he ousted Lowe, he was a bit like a fan and wanted what was best for the club. After getting the main job he soon realised it was not for him and that he fell short of doing it properly. Then as the largest shareholder he watched while another bloke had a go. Now, armed with knowing how things were going before Lowe got chucked out and being partly involved with the blokes who took over after he was involved, he decided to safeguard his share value by voting one way.

So he used us then?

Well a similar comment was made when he was appointed, that he was a show piece appointment used to get the crowds in and he will take them down. Basically if he failed it would be seen as a stupid idea because he had no experience at that level but if he made it he would be an inspirational choice, not like our board manages to acheive.

How come some get highlighted to say there is new stuff and others do not even when I have never read them before?

Exactly. When I was in the RAF I lost my KFS and water bottle and nobody gave a *****.

Although it must be frustrating, 60 odd days is not really much time at all for something in that area to mend. Try some stabilsation exercises to build the muscles around it. This helped with my ankles, but I have no idea if it could with your knee. Also, I had lead plates attached to my ankles and electrodes attached either side while I had to endure as high a voltage or ampage (whatever) as i could for 20 minutes at a time.

Going back to the thread title, has anyone said "pony fiddlers" yet?

Seriously, I actually think that if we can admit that the opposite choice is not always the devil then we would probably at least debate the issues without saying stuff like, "Insect Crouch is crap and you **** monkeys" etc.

Made me laugh.

All rise for Englands Best Young Manager of 2008 with his .08 of a point improvement performance record.