JohnnyFartPants

Sorry mate, we are one step ahead again. Over here the whole fu(king country raises their kids.

It really is quite hard to look back now and think what could have been. A young manager in Chris Nichol was getting the job done in many ways. We felt entertained and he had quality players coming through. We always scored goals and we always let some in, but we loved it. If he had been given just a few more seasons to learn his trade we could still be just another manager on from him now instead of god knows how many.

It's okay if you are trying for "surprise sex" though.

I can assume you like a woman with hairy armpits and legs like a scotsman too?

He is saying he likes a runway (of hair) which makes her seem like she is NOT pre-pubescent (No hair)

Have to agree with that. I was at the stones in Avebury earlier this month, which incidently pre date Stonehenge by around 500 years, and there is an almost uncontrollable urge to put on some woolen clothing, wrap the feet in animal hide and then have sex with a stranger.

I think my willy winky had been in the hands of the enemy at his age and I even managed to get my fingers a fish coating, but fair play to this lad for going all the way. Just goes to show what I could have acheived if I didn't have a spotty face I suppose.

I am probably a bit older than you and can say that at my age I feel secure with them being totally shaven down there. If I get any pre-pubescent feelings I need only look at the beard.

He is Jewish.

Honestly people, it is worth the wait.

In my world it is when you swing your knacker sack into your birds face, to translate simply replace me with Crouch and my bird with you.

I wish you Crouch Canoodlers would go and play somewhere else. You seem to be obsessed with the idea of him teabagging you while calling you his *****.

Good point. If those bankers were called "dinlo's" now and then we might be in better shape now. Even a carefully placed "spazz" would have helped.

I quite often prefer what is on the childrens menu to the adult one and have considered ordering a double portion of it.

I wanna be in your gang.

It's not a real pic is it?

Thanks Gary. Any plans to reform The Glitter band?

Go for it. :confused:

I am now at this stage of life. I seem to spend as long shaving my nose interior and ears (interior and exterior) as I do my face these days!! (Form an orderly queue ladies.)

Ponty is now here, so I have bumped this up in order that he may enlighten you to cake safety.

I have a couple of scouse sounding lads who are using the expression freely on their friends too.

When it stops being a willy winkle and becomes a penis, yes, you will sneeze better.

Do you have a vagina or penis?

Let me assure you all that they are not what the male mind conjours up when imagining a brace of ladies enjoying all girl action.