JohnnyFartPants

Oh right. You mean break, not brake.

We can stop it happening. Brilliant. Umm, how?

Pretty much how I saw it to be honest.

Was it a car crash?

Is this a term for a house built by a bloke called Terrence?

Could it be that manager of Stoke having a swansong last few games?

Your version of the common place expression was a more up to date version and gave a much clearer idea od what "every" could mean in this instance.

She looks to have an instep problem with the right skate. I could be wrong.

I have ammended the idea to involve wearing nun uniforms now. Does that sway you at all?

Topless skating protest, dressed as nuns?

:smt098 Works for me.

Charlton Barnsley Shanes mum.

Does he go to Salisbury games then?

I am not trying to alienate your skateboarding contribution to Saints bid to avoid the drop but would like Saints roller skating fraternity to be included in there somewhere.

To the tune of Yellow Submarine, if I am not mistaken.

I always liked the way his teams played and he always came across as passionate too. The thing is, at the moment it wouldn't make much difference if Alex Fergusson came in. No big changes can be made to the players in such a short period of time.

Salisbury Saints Skateboarding Pubovers?

A handful of meaningless games at the end of his career to help his mate Branfoot out, saying that if Branfoot was sacked he would walk out, which he did.

He would surely be taking a huge pay cut and coming back to this grey and cold country. Would you do it for a club you have no affinity with?

Did his wife want Pearson in then?

What is it you are saying here? A catchy name won't be hard to come up with. How about, "Saints fans that Watch Salisbury Instead as a Sort of Protest Because Things are Quite Rubbish at our Place."?

I like the Salisbury idea based purely on being able to Sing "One Nick Holmes, there's only one Nick Holmes" again.

I think so, but more importantly skateboards and rollerskates are more than welcome.

You really do talk out of your arse.

Possibly.