JohnnyFartPants

Their voices have broken.

There are two lesbians living next door to me. They are having a barny right now. One has just said she has fallen out of love with the other. It's brilliant.

History is a funny old thing but looking back we broke tradition by sacking Nichol. Basically we sacked someone for having a much better "bad spell" than McMenemy had endured years earlier. Had we kept faith in him he and the club would probably have gone on to do much better things.

As opposed to those robots that make most of them?

I would like to see Mark Wotte photochopped and putting the letters on the board in Countdown. Can it be done?

Yes, but don't gloss over things. He has a bad side too.

Permission granted.

The term isn't "Crouch Luvvie", it doesn't even sound good.

There you go, the use of "probably" to prove beyond doubt that your way is definetly the best, probably.

Oh right. You haven't just woken up from a 4 year coma have you?

Crouch kissing c*ck fondler is probably too much of a mouthful.

I was trying to find that clip of him giving two Forest fans a slap around the head for going on "my pitch" as he called it. Didn't he later make them kiss him on the cheek on national TV?

Equally though, when this thread started and slowly unwinded, it did dawn on me that perhaps you and Crouch were involved in some kind of civil ceremony.

I really liked Clough. He said it how it was.

Although this was aimed at myself, I applaud your use of the word. I feel it isn't said enough these days.

I still say Pompey can beat this record if they try.

He does himself, especially since he changed his name to Lucy Smith.

What is? This doesn't seem to make any sense on it's own.

Let's cut to the chase here. Nobody believes for one minute that a cheeky fan just said, "when are you going to do the business then" to a couple of players out on the town. We can all imagine the real conversation by a couple of jealous scrotes that had drank one bottle of lightning too many, and the players, being equally young scrotes retaliated. What I think you have to take on board is that this was a day off from training, yet these two committed players were willing to do a full body workout on the scrotes. Nobody has yet come on here suggesting that they are going to get a pay rise or at least a bonus for their willingness to train on their night off.

It would be, which has further reminded me that preparation was not one of the "six P's" either. Prior planning prevents, pizz poor performance, is I believe the correct phrase.

Can you run this by me again? Is there a direct link to that photo of BT and those words above?

Surely that's prior, not proper?

They seem to be enjoying themselves. I can't see the problem.

Get behind getting behind not liking the bloke for having a voice box, ffs!!

Actually I have responded to your original post quite often, pointing out the inane drivel at every opportunity, which you chose not to answer. Now that I merely mention how boring it has all been you suddenly change tack and try to make out I have not tried to debate with you, to attempt to win some moral victory no doubt.