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Got a feeling Rodriguez will start up top

You don't have to sleep with them unless you're a desperate, bald, fat, sex tourist...

Probably Upson

That is what then?

Yep, we should only buy players Adkins knows well. Remind me again, how have S****horpe done in the Premier League?

Tea boy? Hello Dune!

Nice one Dune!! You're spot on; Steve De Ridder, Yoshida, Rodriguez, Clyne, Gazzaniga, Davis and Mayuka all came from Italian clubs.

What does your Villa supporting mate say about him?

Matthew Le Tissier Roger Dalek

Steve De Ridder or Danny Fox

You're funny.

Cheers!

Me and the wife are considering getting some sun in February, anyone got any recommendations for this time of year? We're only looking to get away for five nights so looking at short haul flights really. Anyone tried Cyprus or Malta in February before?

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Why? You not rate Astori?

Yes, using the money we're getting from Newcastle for Lambert

Rodriguez is the future

Pardew isn't the kitman. Silly delldays!

Phew, I'll let Nigel know.

Espanyol played him on the wing. Didn't your Espanyol supporting mate tell you that?

This. Astori, another CB and this guy would be one hell of a window!!

In place of Puncheon or the injured Lallana

You don't half talk some ****!! He'd clearly be starting. Where do you get £25m worth of attackers on the bench from? Puncheon worth £20m now?

Yep, we have De Ridder and Tadanari Lee why would we want this guy...