Cascadia Saint

You weren't even WATCHING!!! We were all over them FFS.

Had been? He's still going strong.

Bunch of f u cking drama queens.

Yes we gifted them possession and a goal, but otherwise we are playing a hell of a lot better than we normally do on tv. This isn't over by a long shot.

Careful with optimism around these parts....

Lambo! argghh! just too high.

Lallana nearly had that. argghhh!

Hucking funt.

thank F U C K for that. yellow.

Oh no, chappers......

As long as we are going forward and creating chances you can keep the straws in the kitchen for now. Have some faith.

We will score if we carry on going forward like this.

Watch a game and tell us.

w00t

We're gonna score one more than you......

hang on a minute.........

You are determined to miss us playing well!

And it's ALLLLLL southampton......

That ball wants IN!

W00T!!! Just got back in, after fetching my haddock and chips, battered sausage and curry sauce from town. COYR!!!

Try a grimace, if we squint it might look like a smile...

You found the one line out of an entire 150 line article that isn't absolutely glowing, and then managed to ignore what he says afterwards. Dude.... smile! As thom yorke once sang. You do it to yourself, you do...

I used to manage the Fat Face store when it was in the Bargate, back in 2000-2001. It wasn't exactly pumping back then - I hate to think how quiet it must be now.

She's actually a bloke. And 'she' may or may not be fisting the bloke in front of her. Who's actually 'her' sister. It's very complicated. It was a 'special' bus.

Right.... We are top of the championship with 4 games to go. Portsmouth are 2nd bottom and 9 points away from avoiding relegation. Enjoy your Pompey body armour in League 1 / Blue Square / Oblivion.