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Cascadia Saint

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  1. He said an ugly one, don't you worry mate.
  2. My head hurts. What the ****ing **** are they doing between sentences over there? I keep imagining them necking a can of diamond white in between incoherent bursts of babble. Maybe they are smoking rolled up paragraphs, a quick toke in between each spluttered line of drivel. My autocorrect just turned line into lie. It writes better than every hack at the news. Fact.
  3. Feck me, did I miss the 80's? 1992 already, wow.
  4. Not really. For one, I don't think they'll get a penny and two, as fun as this thread and my hatred of Pompey is - it can't change the fact that my team winning is always a good thing! If we beat city tomorrow I won't have a mixed feeling in my body. Maybe a mixed drink.
  5. Ah well, at least Northampton are due to be awarded 3 points on the 21st of April. That week's winners of the great Pompey points giveaway.
  6. Pompey* don't score goals any more so fear not... *non big-5 league club.
  7. The dream is mother****ing real alright!!!!!
  8. Haha! I think we all need to end every post that mentions them with: * non big-5 league club.
  9. What the **** is a 'real Hampshire soccer fan'? What a moron. Saints fan my arse.
  10. Not toast yet, but it's been so long now that the bread is beyond stale. Which is much the same - lifeless, stiff and rough. And it still falls apart into crumbs when you apply a little pressure.
  11. As the air in her lungs is reduced to 10% then 2%.
  12. "We are just papering over the cracks at the moment, waiting for the season to come to an end." Replace the word season with the word club, and this describes everything since the FU cup 'win'. And maybe even a couple of years before it.
  13. A listing building with fat pipes full of floating assests...
  14. THIS! A revealing look inside the match day experience of a swamp dwelling mutant.
  15. I was happy for a southsea common hour, but heaven knows i'm miserable now. I was looking for a club and then I found a club, heaven knows i'm miserable now. In my life, why do I give valuable time, to people who don't care if they fold or survive? You've been at fatpipes too long they said, so I naturally fled. In my life, why do I waste my unemployed time, for people with webbed feet and only one eye?
  16. Do you really think they'll pull through? Portsmouth in a coma, I know this time it's seriou-ous...
  17. It's probably a series of words in endless sentences, with a space between each. Or maybe that suspicious user 'Ih8Paragraphs'?
  18. Actually, that's out of date now. John Portsmouth Football Club Westwood has changed his name legally from 5 words back to 2. Sorry guys, the fun is over. Now the 'club' barely plays 'football' he has ditched The C unt With The Bell, and now prefers to be simply, The C unt.
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