Cascadia Saint

Wow, West Ham must be desperate for every single penny. (Like we didn't already know that). This Groupon offers savings of up to 53% off tickets... I've had some dealings with Groupon in the US, and the thing to remember is that the business doesn't get all the money from the deal, not by a long shot. I've known of businesses that have received anything from 50% to nothing (yes, nothing... - Groupon used to tell people it was worth it to 'drive awareness'), while Groupon pocket the rest. All of which means that even if (best scenario) West Ham are getting 50% of the cash from the deal, they are really only getting about 23% of the full price of the tickets. (Full price - £86 for 2, Groupon deal - £40 for 2, Cash for the sham - £20 for 2 at best.) I guess desperate times really do call for desperate measures.

Great news! I might have to hunt down some Milwaukee Best for that one...

Championes, Championes, la, la, la, la, la, la.... And I second the sticking of consolidation up troll ars e.

Mother fu ckers. Run out of time for Adkins interview. I could've left the house half an hour ago.

The 'gentleman' with the bell.... and its impossible not to rofl at him.

Oh come on, Appleton next? I have to get out of here... And you just know Saints Player will go pop in a minute.

Happy is an understatement I imagine!

Wow. Just wow.

Listening to Solent! Jesus, is Eddie Mitchell pi ssed?

That's because they have gills, obviously...

Pity about the last minute posh equaliser at donny, but this was the table until then. Get used to it...

It was the flying mattresses wot won it. Great result, COYS!

Nice one, great result! We are top again!

A......... Bus Hostess?

Don't you worry...

feast your eyes on this....

Is an air screw what you use to hold a flying mattress in place?

Right. Come on Coventry or Dirty Leeds, I want my league table complete...

Put the game to bed, you say...

Yes!!! Air hostesses for the win!!

That's not too difficult, mr 17th..

It's a long season, keep em fresh, rotate your squad etc....

Nige is not the sort of manager to keep someone on when injured, so Lambo can't be too bad, right?

Wouldn't mind getting my elbow bumped by that.