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Ralph actively looking to be sacked, clearly. Mourinho playbook.

This. But keeps on doing it. Blind.

So bored of this every sodding week. Picking the same shit players. Doing the same mistakes. Having press conferences where the manager says such uninspiring tosh as ‘clubs like ours will only ever just survive’. I mean, talk about fighting talk. Fed up with it. Club rotten to the core? With Redmond epitomising it standing offside with his hands on his hips, and McCarthy doing similar by flapping every time he plays. Manager has lost the dressing room, clearly. And the players aren’t good enough.

You reckon we will get that many?

‘If the result stays the same’. 👍it really is. Time’s up, Ralph. New start.

But keeps getting picked by clueless manager

Abysmal. Any other club would have pulled the trigger

Trouble is we can’t afford the compensation

Just get fat sam in

No. Apparently Redmond and McCarthy are excellent.

Time for Ralph to go. No clue

Why is McCarthy starting? honestly. Same every week.

How does he still start? Is Ralph blind to how utter shite he is?

Not interested in Delaney apparently, even at that price. If we spunk it away on Minamino they’ve lost their minds.

Regulation home win. Antonio. Muscling us away like a giant taking a lollipop off a five year old. redmond plays and finally actually dribbles up his own arse. After missing a few times. mccarthy falls off bench after unlucky misjudgment of space and physics. tella breaks teeth after smiling too much jwp practices golf swing in tunnel vestergard wears Leicester top by mistake. Realises mistake with two minutes to go ralph admits he has been unlucky all season on injuries and nasty players who don’t like him Orders tighter trackies ings looks mysterious and distanced, fuelling rumours he is mysterious and distanced walcott forgets he’s said that one about how he feels good to be home twenty two times already in after match interview. hones hair moyes says saints are great but no one understands his accent Karen brady does lap of pitch with her top off, shouting ‘I’ve still got it! Them! I’ve still got them!

Not sure the hatred that exists between Chelsea and Spurs will allow Lampard there tbh

Excellent manager. Would love him at Saints. Will go on to bigger things. Anyway, Nuno+Jimenez to replace Kane is the current thought for the scummy spuds

Nuno to Spurs then?

And Schmeichel

Everton’s new black Hummel kit. With sash. https://www.evertonfc.com/asone?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=Carousel&utm_campaign=AwayKit

Really hope this comes off and isn’t a replacement for JWP (Spurs?) or Romeu (J-league? (Isn’t he learning Japanese ?). If genuine addition and we’re not gazumped, we’ll done Saints

Shilton was on another level

Personally think Macca's distribution is poor and Forster's presence is better. Also deserves credit from coming back from the mental issues/lack of confidence Macca now appears to have. Macca invisible on penalties. Forster seems to have a better record (could be wrong). I don't know, it just seems that Forster instils more confidence. When the ball goes back to Macca I always get the jitters as if he is going to do an absolute howler. Maybe it's Davis' tutelage! Time to invest in someone decent at the back. Make a decent spine, with discipline and rigour, and that will go a long way to improving us next season. Not sure I can see it at present.

Might be nice if Ralph noticed how bad he has been (for ages) and - I dunno - dropped him for the keeper in form? Call me old fashioned... Need to shift McCarthy out, along with Redmond, potentially to clubs coming up. Reinvest in players that are good enough for the Prem. A keeper is SO important.

Fat Sam is available. 😉