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It’s amazing that Brexit slams shut in forty minutes. Did I get this right? Farage at right back. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

He’s only scored eight goals a second or something Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

When you say ‘fight for a place’, do you mean ‘sit on his arse and count his money for not doing very much at all’? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Can’t believe Batman is on 160million a week Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Batshuaiawaddywaddy to Palace Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Downgrading results prediction now, starting with Burnley Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Do you think this will help keep Ralph? I don't Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

from memory and not wikipedia at all he is an Austrian professional footballer who currently plays for 1899 Hoffenheim and the Austria national team as a midfielder

Crouch to score at the weekend. As sure a reminder of our transfer non-activity as could be predicted. At least Cedric won't be marking him...

Administrative receivers?

Has our fax broken again?

What a thin bunch of crocks and academy players we have. Dicing with death.

Actually dislike Charlie Austin even more now. It's all his fault.

What a load of cack. Arguably, we're pretty exposed in key positions. Like defending and attacking.

If Austin wants to go to Burnley and they know about our situation of getting a new striker in being conditional, Burnley will stall, I reckon. Especially if there is that disparity between the window closing at 6 in Germany. Hey ho. Think I’ll just tune in later. Saves the disappointment to just one session! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

agreed. It's excellent. Except for the opening credits/song at the start, which is utter gash

Hope he’s not as bang average as he sounds Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

It's analysis like this that gets you a professorship

would like to see him back. offers something different, and would be good for dressing room.

I would take Crouch, mainly having read his autobiography. Top bloke. Still can do a job. Good for morale. Brings something different to the bench.

Bertrand off is very believable. Probably been told he won’t skipper and is a bit billy big boots. But is v experienced and good player so a worry if not replaced by something better than an ex Hull Norwegian Moroccan. And is Mo really still getting a game? Bare bones. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Don't be ridiculous Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Good point. Thought we'd blow it Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Flipping crikey Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

It's okay though. We're three points clear of the relegation zone and set for 8th according to some on here. Good job we got our CB, RB replacement and striker. Oh