DT

Yes. Well done Fox. For running slowly on the wrong side of your man.

Shaw should start next game, and Ward-Prowse instead of bottler Schneiderlin.

Doesn't sound like he's going to me in interview. Still seems determined. Good on him.

Neville saying it how it is. We are not hard to beat, Fox woeful for second goal, we have no fight. Two sloppy goals. Coming up: Nigel resigns on air...

He IS cacka, but Lallana is really hopeless in this league, offering us not much I'm afraid. Bad choice as captain because his play is not captaincy material.

Cortese gives rifle a final polish.

Poor old Nigel. Waving at his fans there. Couldn't interpret it as bye but who knows? We were always gonna lose tonight, to be honest.

AT least the prediction league is easy points this year

Sky have just downgraded us to '****etv'

At least we always score. Oh.

Another completely mystifying substitution

Can we get the ref to stop the 'fight'?

Worst corner ever seen in the premier

Contractual

Just back from the game. It was awful.

I reckon Nigel has said to the players at half time that he'll go if we don't get anything tonight. Just a hunch.

I'm afraid this has all the hallmarks of 'Adkins has taken us as far as he can'. 442 please.

Team selection very bad. Should have selected Man U. Hahahahahah. Hilarious joke.

Even Ray Winstone can't see us scoring

Fonte trying rugby there.

Out to Fox, who chips it up the wing again to noone in particular.

Masterchef's on.

Here you go mate. Have a free shot. Not a single player closing him down. Absolutely cack.

Schneiderlin has to get into this game. Passenger at the moment.

Why do we keep chipping it straight to them?