sotonjoe

How is face cream like membership to a football club?

Nobody has gone for the 'r' word as used on match of the day yet then? (I'm too sophisticated to use it in jest).

It's not your telly, he's just had a new sunbed installed at the mansion.

You took three goes; surely that's cheating?

suck?

lucky sod .. .any chance of a freebie my way? I would have cruised on it this summer but it's only doing short itineraries. Still, we have a new Celebrity ship in Southampton next summer to look forward to which is in the same class as Equinox; Solstice I think it's called. I may have a go on that one if it does some two week jaunts.

Interesting insurance fact ... they are both adminstered by Admiral anyway ... as are elephant and some others that i can't be bothered thinking of!

or posting on here.

no, find it yourself.

yeh, good point, one of the siblings.

He probably still can't believe that he was handed a year's contract, did a week of preseason and then had the contract paid up in full! Has certainly conducted himself well though.

Someone been flexing some legal muscle?

Isn't that what I said Um? We need to be careful anyway, it's only a matter of time till one of your mates makes some hillarious homophobic jibe about us flirting with each other. Let's meet up later in the motoring forum ... nobody ever goes in there.:goodman:

well exactly ... that's just what I was thinking. Makes you wonder though doesn't it ... comes to something if players need reminding to come to training on time!

is that pardew in the fron row? I presumed the woman next to him was with Liebherr as sshe looks a bit old for Pardew doesn't she? Are we looking at completely different people?

How dare you disrespect such a true saint etc...

Sounds like this sort of regime is 'new' to the players, I dread to know what sort of ramshackle operation we'd been running before!

The army one; the Hartson one; the happy birthday alan pardew one or the charming one about kicking pompey supporters' heads in?

Did he say, "where's that **** sotonjoe? If he's not listening, I'm gonna go round there and ..."

yeh, I looked at those myself, I was amazed. I spent a few hours out the house this afternoon to come back and find you waiting for me.:smt054

doh! You put a lot of time into this don't you?

interesting, good work

Not without offering a huge range of additional benefits, but why bother when there's no physcial need for them?

Schneiderlin showed great skill at times but I don't know if he'll get the time on the ball that he needs.

Plenty worse than Euell, and he seems like a decent enough professional. The level of abuse he gets is quite embarassing to be honest.