Miltonaggro

Yes, look how Guido Shirley Carrillo turned out!

Best wait until Number 5 returns from Davos. Mood will improve.

Fuck McDuck

No need for profanities Wade. We heard this rumour about three weeks ago from one of our sleepers but it didn’t pass CoT quality control. Our compliance levels are rather strict.

Maybe they had one of Europe's highest rated twenty year old keepers.

Are you the Black Farmer?

Looks like poor Everton can’t afford Che Adams, so unsure how this one pans out. Would be idiotic for saints to allow a loan. Maybe they could sell their grade 2 listed dugouts to the British Museum and raise an extra £250.

Will ABK win the transfer window? 😉

That’s a very possible scenario, unfortunately.

Yes, according to Dan Snow Napoleonic trench warfare was terrible.

Particularly as he’d be fighting for the Germans!

Currently he’s certainly in the top three keepers at Southampton FC.

It’s on the job training, a new Danish tv show called Not So Secret Billionaire. A comedian masquerading as a business guru has a two year window to turn a billionaire into a millionaire without being rumbled. So far Rasmus is in line to win a holiday in Turkey and a Renault Clio.

Or put the Black Farmer in goal!

Kier Starmer's binman.

I think that the issue is that having done their research most of the prospective purchasers would be 20-30 year old men living with their parents and it doesn’t make economic sense to only manufacture the shirts in xl to xxxxl.

Yes, felt like a smash and grab raid. Our best ever side.

Poor sod looks off-white and like he's lost two stone Ted. Even joining Saints under Nathan Jones wouldn't have induced the shits like that. Doubt he will be risked on Saturday but going to be a great addition for us, a terrier of a player.

Predicted the results at Sheff Wed and Plymouth so far, and only a lunatic would have gone for an eight goal draw with Norwich. However, I am optimistic we will incrementally improve against QPR so the prediction is 3-1, which would do nicely!

psychotic.

A pariah. Will have to get his agent to put a few thousand miles and a language between him and the UK if he wants to earn his living a footballer.

Ahem. Good to see the CoT at the cutting edge once again

He's the classic target man that Tall Paul wishes he could be - 7ft 6ins in carpet slippers, leap like an electrocuted scottish salmon, able to wind up opposition players and fans. Unfortunately only 5 stone so easily pushed off the ball.