This Charming Man

Portsmouth FC - Rot In Hell.

Cheers for the tips gents.

€50 entry for Pacha and around €10 a beer!. It's almost like they want you to take drugs...

Want to do a couple of the super clubs, then just get off my face the rest of the time. I'm not pretentious, anywhere with cheap drinks and some easy ***** to chase and I'm happy.

I completely disagree. I was also there and have never been able to listen to that song since, until we changed the wordings and were able to use the same song to mock them. Looking forward to subjecting them to 90mins of it.

Got to love our ticket office. Ordered some Donny and Skate tickets the other day for a mate so got my Blackpool ticket at the same time. A mate collected them for me, opened up the envelope and surprise, surprise, my Blackpool ticket wasn't there. This is on top of ordering 1x West Ham ticket and 1x Millwall ticket the other month and receiving 2x West Ham tickets instead. I must admit, I find their incompetence truly staggering at times. How thick can you be? Your job is to read an order and place the applicable tickets in a f*cking envelope. CORTESE OUT. *Rant over*

Fully booked for when we're looking to go.

Anyone able to recommend any decent hotels in San Antonio? Don't want anything posh, but not a complete khazi. A/C and swimming pool is a must. Four lads looking to cause as much mischief and havoc as possible so don't want anywhere family orientated. Ta.

You have to supply guest names for all corporate tickets, my old man had to do it for the Burnley game. Hardly anything to get worked up about. As for the grammar...

No families would make it out of Waterloo. They'd all be too traumatised to leave after marauding groups of thugs singing 'Yellows' leaves them in tears.

I amused myself for days on end with that gag.

Both sets of fans could sing this. I thought it would be a nice touch. After all, we're all friends.

You'll send Westwood into a frenzy if he sees you dressed like that.

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I'm just going to spend 90mins doing the 'ghey wave'.

Why is this still here? Andy is going to go mental when he sees this.

If you want nice beaches in 'Nam then look no further than Phu Quoc. A small island off the south coast; Not the easiest place to get to though. There are ferries that run between the mainland and the island but that's boring. I hitched a ride on a local fishing vessel which took 9hrs in high seas, compared the A/C ferries that take 90mins, ha.

If you're going all that way for beaches, you want to go to Thailand or Malaysia. Cambodia is a fantastic place but the beach resorts are pretty seedy and not that great. Unless you want to watch fat Germans and Yanks noncing on 15 year old boys... So I had a whale of a time.

*Awaiting the hordes of mongs to rack up 4 pages of "and thanks for that", "no, thank you for that" quotes*

I've been singing 'We're on the march with Nigels army, we're all going to Palace' all morning. I haven't let the fact it doesn't scan properly deter me.

I'm fully aware of the security operation they have at Millwall, you don't need to convince me. I'm fully aware it's one of the safest away days going. It's the stigma that's attached to Millwall that puts off our fans. Hence why we took more to Coventry than we did to 'wall in the next round of the cup and are struggling to shift 3,000 tickets for it, when you couldn't get a ticket for love nor money for Orient and Palace in years gone by.

You're gonna have to come up trumps with a backstreet boozer away from the cretins for this one.

I reckon we will. We all know how our fans love a safe away day.

Why hasn't anyone removed this thread yet? Andy has spoken and he doesn't like this. Andy, cast your eye over the rest of the forum and please let the admins know if there is anything else you want to be removed. The last thing we want is any threads left that Andy doesn't like.

Haha. We really do have some dullards on here.