This Charming Man

Remember that game well. Beattie scored in the last minute, complete bedlam in the away end and I jetted off to Australia the following day a happy chap.

So you've never had a little bit too much to drink in a public setting? Going by your theory, people shouldn't be allowed to get drunk in pubs... Do you think that a 3 year banning order is a perfectly acceptable punishment for this heinous crime?

You mean Watford?

I live in Andover and after Saints, Spurs and Arsenal are by far the best supported teams - I mean in terms of fans who go to games. Pub bores don't count.

Blame Window Cleaner, he's the one struggling to come to grips with people living away from the team they support.

There was no argument and this has already been established.

Only we could slag off and moan about one of the highest scorers in the league.

Not in Guly's case though apparently...

You're an imbecile.

Where have I said he's rubbish? His touch has looked poor. Nearly every time the ball was played up to him (Millwall home and away), it bounced a few feet off him and we lost the ball. No one can deny that, if you do, you cant have been at the games he's played in. He also missed an absolute sitter in the 2nd half but I'll let him off that, after all, he needs more time to adapt... As for the £2m less comment, yes, it's totally irrelevant. Regardless of what you cost, you need to be good enough.

I've personally thought that Martin has been brilliant the last few games (bar Millwall the other night when the entire defence had a shocker).

What about his arm? Or don't you care about that?

My cousin lives on the IOW and supports Millwall. I'll inform him that he must move back to Bermondsey, pronto.

Can you please provide me proof of this claim.

More common sense than anything...

Please point out where I said that...?

I imagine they did some ghastly act like put their hand on their shoulder, or touched their arm. The kind of thing you would get away with if it happened on the High St.

But you do if you win 4-3... ADKINS OUT. KEEGAN IN.

Goals win matches, not possession.

Will do sweetie.

Agreed there, Lee doesn't really look up to it from the bits I've seen. Poor first touch and get's shoved off the ball easily. Hopefully he's just finding his way and will come good soon.

I like it, infiltrating the enemy. Keep up the good work. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE THE FALKLANDS

I'm still hoping the San Marino v England game is played there. Looks a fantastic ground and city. Be sure to hang up your St Georges Cross as they're playing Juve...

I fully understand the reasons behind it thanks, hence why we always look to play it out from the back as well. Like I said though, when teams press us, work hard and don't give us that space we're trying to create, we struggle. That's when we should be looking to go more direct and mix it up a bit more. Unless you're of the standard of Barcelona (which despite what some people think, we're not) it's very easy to defend against a slow passing team. Keep your shape and you won't go too far wrong. That's why we need that bit of a pace and something a bit different to open a team up which Lallana gave us at the beginning of the season when he was bang in form. We need to be able to slide a through ball through every now and then, have the strikers playing on the defenders shoulder, give them something else to worry about from time to time. Most defences know that they can keep a flat back four against us, we'll knock it about a bit and their midfielder's will drop back and fill the gaps in. I'm hoping now that Puncheon and Sharp will change this. They are exactly what we've been craving the last couple of months. Puncheon played a nice through ball the other day against Cardiff but nobody picked it. I tried to think the last time I saw one of our players do something like that, we're just too predictable in our build up play at times. Just to clarify, I don't want to seem like I'm having a moan for the sake of it but there is no denying that we set a very high standard at the beginning of the season and we haven't come close to replicating that in recent months. I'm delighted with this season and it couldn't have gone much better, though that doesn't mean we're not allowed to voice our opinions.

A 50 bus pile up on the M27 would be nice.