This Charming Man

You mean you don't fancy a tear up in the Falklands so you're jumping ship (literally)? The reason the job needs to be over seas is because you'll be AWOL...?

I'd tell your season ticket holder mates to get theirs sorted ASAP! You can all stand together anyway, I haven't sat in my allocated seat all season and I've attended every away game bar 2!

Still at work, on the train, on the travel club, in a pub. HTH.

We walked/skated back to the city centre. That was a cold walk marching across the snowy wasteland that is Leeds.

Wish I could go to Upton Park tomorrow but I'm attending an EDL march instead.

So you want to go to Europe do you, Dominic?

You racist, leering monster.

Jester hat kept under my coat until inside the ground and a pot of red paint in my pocket. I've got it all worked out.

The family stand. Some tasty MILFS and a few young'uns to start grooming. Caters for all tastes really.

I've been practising my best cockney accent all weekend and have even purchased a West Ham scarf to wear outside the ground to stop me from getting filled in. Let's hope I make it back alive. Wish me luck...

Using rape as a weapon and to degrade people is slightly different to looking at someone and thinking you wouldn't mind a go on it.

I'd be careful. You'll be labelled a racist if you like what you see...

Could you please re-post that in English? Many thanks.

I know a couple of Wolves lads from England games and they're over the moon about this. Said he'd totally lost the plot in recent months.

How many of you going? There are deals 4 for 2 or 3 for 2, where you travel half price if there is 4 of you or a 1/3 off if there are 3 of you.

You don't admit that on the internet. Just give it large and make everyone live in fear of you.

Yes. I'm honoured my posts are so ingrained in your memory.

Too late, the forum has spoken. He's guilty and will be stoned to death on the pitch at the next home game.

I get the feeling you're offended by this because you feel you should be, rather than because it genuinely offends you.

No one likes a grass...

She has big boobies.

Believe you can only get done if you're sat in the drivers seat with the keys on your person? Just chuck the keys in the glove-box and kip on the back seat.

Congratulations.

You seemed overly worried about drunk people spoiling other people's days out. Surely that logic would apply to all situations or do you just not deem it acceptable at the football... an event that has always had a large drinking culture attached to it. The law is "disgusting" in the way that police chose to implement it, basically picking on someone when they can be bothered. Why does it have to be illegal? Why does there have to be such a severe punishment attached to it? If someone is too drunk, just refuse them entry, job done. It's illegal to serve someone at a bar if they're drunk, why aren't we dishing out 3 year bans to stop people from entering an drinking establishment? It's just another soft, pathetic law picking on football fans as we're an easy target.

Yeah, imagine it's pretty close with the Big 3 London clubs these days.