This Charming Man

That was me. Your memory can't be that great; Around 7,000 empty seats... http://www.goal.com/en/match/48944/birmingham-vs-aston-villa/preview

http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/uk/wm/wm_forecast_warnings.html

Ok, I'll tell it properly, you tried to seduce it but it turned spurned your advances... Better?

Guinness or Cider for me. Don't mind a pint of Seafarer's ale every now and then either.

Thankfully it's not an evening kick off. Would be screwed otherwise.

Not a jobsworth, I'm just a reasonable chap who does a little research before jumping on the 'moan at anything and everything the club do bandwagon'... *winkey smiley face thing*

Surrounding areas were the reason. We can't be trusted to walk around these days by the authorities...

Met Office has issued a snow warning for Saturday evening/Sunday morning. Said to expect disruption to public transport...

Calm down, the games not even on sale yet.

Celery has been banned. Poor celery...

The one good thing is it's on Sky, so they'll stand to lose even more money if it doesn't go ahead. They have undersoil heating and plenty of warning to get the pitch covered and imagine their concern about safety around the ground will diminish when Sky pressure the game to go ahead.

Just out of interest, do you know why they've specifically asked to see us? If I was a neutral coming from a foreign country, we'd be quite low down on the must do list.

There's been times when we could've given more than the 3,000 to other teams and we haven't sold out the home ends. Just the way it is. Maybe the manager requested they only give away teams the minimum allocation as it may spur on the away side to see 3,500 odd behind that goal.

Missed a good day. There was a classic moment in there; Sour Mash asked for my help on trying to identify whether this person the other side of the pub was a man or a woman, a few doubles later and he's trying to grind 'it' whilst I was dancing around in a flat cap I found on the floor. A very messy night in some random Bermondsey council estate boozer. Ha.

You don't need a lid on it anyway. As long as the bottle is around half full, you'd still be able to launch it a fair distance.

Millwall was like the good ol' days. Shame part-time Dan missed it...

Last I heard Warnock was odds on favourite. Though Ince would be very funny, they'd go mental. Rubbish manager and a former Manc.

I wouldn't, not for footballing reasons but I've already booked my train and really fancy a day on the sauce.

It's a bit of a mess, all different sports news mixed into together. Preferred it when it was categorised but I'll get used to it and won't know any different within a few weeks.

Harsh but very funny.

Was chatting some bird up in Glasgow the other week and she told me that her ex-boyfriend had put a video of them on on YouPorn, needless to say I got my phone straight out and tried finding it but to no avail... the search will go on. Also know a couple of birds who have got their racks out in Nuts, Zoo and The Sun.

The accent does my nut in. Have to deal with a fair few Brummies through work and they all sound thick as sh1t with their annoying, droning accent. The place is also a dump. Come to think about it, I really don't like Birmingham at all.

The Beeb saying for Birmingham that it won't get above freezing all day and snow in the afternoon.

Rubbish. We took 2,500 mid-week to Palace for the League Cup game and everyone knew full well that would be a reserve team. If we'd had Orient instead, we would've taken 3-4000. As I said, Millwall flu...

He has a lot to make up for after failing to live up to expectation in recent months. Though his reputation was saved after leading us to a gem of a pub in Bermondsay after Millwall last Saturday. Never seen such a high m1nge to c*ck ratio in my life.