This Charming Man

You're not entirely wrong. Whilst Taylor's was a sending off (about as obvious as you can get), Noble should've also been booked for his dive for the 'penalty'.

Can't blame them after the borefest both sides served up at Fratton.

Apparently all police leave across the south of England has been cancelled for when Reading come to town.

Was struggling for a date to get away on in April but this has worked out perfectly. Bundesliga kick off times should be announced in the coming week or so, may think about heading to Belgium but they announce their kick off times fairly last minute.

Great news. Means I can head off to the continent on the Saturday and Sunday then to watch some football. Splendid.

How many more points would we have if our crosses were able to beat the first man?

It's a bit like that ol' chestnut about refs being biased and giving more penalties to Man Utd than anyone else. The reason they get more penalties is because they frequently get the ball in the opposition box. Same thing applies here.

Our crowd against Leicester was embarrassing, considering the position we're in.

If they do, get me one.

Exactly. Just because Sharp is the new signing that we were all desperate for, there is still no need to make excuses. It was a terrible miss, he's admitted that as well. Doesn't make him a bad player, his goal scoring record shows that he knows where the net is and I'm sure he'll score plenty for us.

No trains back after the game, so it's an overnighter or do it by road.

Chris Kamara in Seville with England and also saw him at Brighton the other month. Some bloke who used to be in Corrie when we played Sheff Weds a few years ago. Benali was in the away end last night.

If you were paying more attention you would've been able to mock me for the fact I put "Kevin Davies" instead of "Kelvin Davis". So I stand corrected, it would've been quite a riveting conversation to listen to how a fat Bolton striker performed for us in goal.

He's a cockney, you're lucky he didn't glass you. They're all pwopa nawty geezers in that part of the world.

Wouldn't worry too much, there will be plenty to go around.

I was strolling around unchallenged and just generally taking the p1ss.

Looks a proper mong.

I started singing that in my head the second I saw the thread title, ha.

Some moron from Talksport who was telling anyone who would listen last night that Sharp was a disgrace for pretending to be shoved in the face. He's since been shown numerous pictures of Sharp being shoved in the face and is starting a very undignified descent from his soapbox.

They'd be a direct replacement for Pompey in so many ways.

Is it any surprise though that black players don't perform well for us, given the amount of racial abuse they have to endure from the stands?

"Kelvin Davis played well tonight, Dave Merrington said so" "I agree, Dave Merrington said he played well" Riveting.

Good stuff. Sounds like we had a few who played up a little last night. That's what you want away from home, a support with a little something about it.

Shall we just put every teams name within a 50 mile radius of us in a hat and whichever one we pull out is our new rival?