This Charming Man

No they haven't. There are loads of Fijian's in the Army. They're normally out on a Thursday in Andover looking for a row. They're big b*stards as well so they normally struggle in finding someone willing to fight them.

I'm off to Istanbul in a few days. Coincidence...?! I think not.

I've swam or dived in about half those beaches listed there! I even got up at 5am when I was in Indonesia, purely so I could dive whilst they were hunting. A great site to behold. The only injury I've suffered whilst diving with sharks is that I stung myself on some poisonous coral as I was watching them and not paying attention to what I was doing. Hurt like mad and had a stingy nettle type rash for around 4 weeks.

If that's the case then so be it. I'd just like to see 11 changes from the team that starts against Leicester.

And Lucy Pinder is from and lives in Winchester.

Put out a reserve side and let's get knocked out. Our team looked knackered on Saturday, we don't need any more pointless mid-week games.

It's the complete opposite. We've far more lads started going since we dropped out of the Premiership.

Good stuff, the lad is a class act. That pass for Lallana's 1st at Portman Rd the other night still makes me hard.

Only Sky shows it's sports channel in HD, I believe.

Beaten at his near post once again.

I would be surprised if it's more. Our JCL's aren't even JCL's that jump on the bandwagon when we're playing well. They only turn up for a day out at Wembley or to celebrate a promotion. Our support makes me laugh. Even our JCL's are rubbish.

Winchester must've turned him ghey. Glazer in a coma I hope, I hope it's serious...

You left Andover? No one leaves Andover. Traitor scum.

I was in such a rage, I dribbled over my keyboard.

They won't have to start each school day with a minutes silence.

Racist.

The only selling points I can think of is that it's near London, the weather is a little bit better and they can actually swim in the sea in summer without the need for a drysuit. Other than that, Liverpool can offer everything Southampton does and more, IMO.

No physical contact allowed tomorrow then.

FAO: sidthesquid.

It doesn't. Look at the YouTube footage, it goes nowhere near it. The footage on BBC is just an optical illusion. I agree it looks like it does but I can tell you having seen it in person and the footage from behind the goal, it doesn't. If Harding saw it hit the stanchion, why didn't he chase after the referee after they scored?

Whilst we're playing this well and in this kind of form, it would be madness to change the team unless forced to by injury. Don't want to upset the balance. He'll get his chance but he'll have to wait for now, no matter how good he is.

Not really. There was a bit of trouble outside Giddy Bridge and The Old Fat Cat but nothing major and the OB were all over that. No worse than when any of the West Country yokel teams come down.

On a wind-up? I'll bite anyway. Look at the YouTube video taken from behind the goal, it goes nowhere near it. I was there and it couldn't have been more central when hitting the bar if it tried.

^^^ Brilliant.

More witty and laddish than most of the cringefest banners we come up with.