This Charming Man

I wouldn't get too worried, when they're sat in 13th place come the next transfer window, he'll be down the local job centre.

Aldershot away, please. At a push, I'd accept Arsenal away.

He spent our hard earned fivers on an Arsenal Season Ticket.

I reckon we'll have 1,800 or so there.

If we get through, I want Aldershot away. About 20mins from my work and would be a new ground for me.

He's a clueless, gypsy. He has to be one of the blandest pundits going.

Forza Napoli!

I do have a way with words.

Brilliant. I'm easily amused.

Spot on.

Jokes on him.

It's highly unlikely whoever we bring in on loan is going to be better than Connolly or Lambert, so of course they are going to act as a back-up to them. Also, the way the 2 are playing, it would be mad to drop either of them anyway.

I would destroy her. She looks utter filth. The slut.

Sorry, you're right, 2 fit strikers is more than enough. I don't know what I was thinking.

Of course we need a back-up striker. I can't believe we haven't signed someone on loan yet after missing out on our original choices. An injury to Connolly or Lambert and we're in trouble. We don't really have anyone on the bench who is capable of coming on and changing the game, apart from De Ridder.

Cardiff visits to Bristol City are normally a bubble trip, though I do believe they normally cut the allocation as well. Cardiff at West Ham was also a bubble, so it can be done at grounds with limited parking.

Good girl. You should be proud.

Anyone driving from the Andover area?

That's the spirit.

Classic. You have a pop at me for making a sweeping generalisation, then go and make one yourself.

You're not very good at this typing thing, are you? I'll let you borrow my season ticket if you want? Seeing as I'll be staying at home to watch Man Utd.

They have to give us 10% of the grounds capacity, that's the rules. The only way it can be lowered is if the OB say so, on safety grounds.

As I said on another thread; No woman allowed, no kids under the age of 15 and no blokes over the age of 60. We need people at the peak of their football violence career for this one. 3,000 lads, all stood, giving it large on the BBC for the whole nation to see.

Sad thing is, most of the potential walk up fan-base would probably rather stay at home and watch Man Utd v Chelsea.

Let's be honest, it's hardly deserving of a 2 page thread. In fact, it barely deserves one at all. The OP should contact The Echo. You should be able to get on the front page, as long as you hold up the parking ticket and look sad.