Bushey Saint

Draper. Hang on, didn't he use to sponsor us?

To answer my own question, do his own version of crop-circles ten yards outside our own penalty area, then get very lucky that the ref awards a generous free-kick when inevitably loses possession.

What exactly is Edozie supposed to bring to the team?

Three shirt buttons, you say? Can't help but feel that you're being a tad over-optimistic there. But don't knock LVs, they were a remarkably flexible form of currency, particularly with Cynthia Payne.

Can't help but feel that the games next season will be a little "spicy" ...

This is just getting worse and worse.

And isn't at all related to No 5. Nothing to see here, move along now.

Now, now - we were once within an inch of moving our ground to what is technically Eastleigh (Stoneham Lane). As I recall it was Fred Dineage (of all people) who stopped us.

That would be because the media were always so far up Bielsa's backside that they could see the back of his teeth.

You'd have to ask them, not me.

Sky Sports think that the decision has been made but it won't be announced until tomorrow morning

I've always wanted a three-way. Oops, wrong forum 😜

Thank you Saints, for making my boss a very happy man. He's a Spurs fan ...

Is that all you have to say about the guy who has picked up the pieces after three years of complete mismanagement by Jones, Martin, Sellés, Jurić and Still?

Got to admit it, I could have done without quite so much of the rubbish!