Bushey Saint

I meant ugly on the outside, not the inside

Notorious as the ugliest man in British football!

Don't worry, there's at least one other former winger for a Manchester club who would get much the same reaction if he hadn't flown the coop.

Was waiting for that shoe to drop. And if that comes to pass then I'm just walking away from football. Already sick to death of the political shenanigans at FIFA/UEFA/<insert other Federations> level, but if it comes down to one sovereign nation interfering in the domestic sporting arrangements of another? Beep that. As far as I'm concerned EPL, EFL and FA can all go to hell, I'll find something else to amuse me.

Sounds very much like good old Section 69 of the Army Act 1955 - "Conduct Prejudicial to Good Order and Military Discipline". Shame that one was written out in the Armed Forces Act 2006 and Armed Forces Act 2021 as being not in line with modern principles of law and governance.

Draper. Hang on, didn't he use to sponsor us?

To answer my own question, do his own version of crop-circles ten yards outside our own penalty area, then get very lucky that the ref awards a generous free-kick when inevitably loses possession.

What exactly is Edozie supposed to bring to the team?

Three shirt buttons, you say? Can't help but feel that you're being a tad over-optimistic there. But don't knock LVs, they were a remarkably flexible form of currency, particularly with Cynthia Payne.

Can't help but feel that the games next season will be a little "spicy" ...

This is just getting worse and worse.

And isn't at all related to No 5. Nothing to see here, move along now.

Now, now - we were once within an inch of moving our ground to what is technically Eastleigh (Stoneham Lane). As I recall it was Fred Dineage (of all people) who stopped us.

That would be because the media were always so far up Bielsa's backside that they could see the back of his teeth.

You'd have to ask them, not me.