Weston Super Saint

I'm sure the statement's owner will be along presently to do just that

To be fair, that's Shurlock's view as well, which is weird really isn't it? Maybe he's suggesting Sir Kier isn't honourabe https://www.theguardian.com/media/2004/jan/28/davidkelly.hutton9

The muppets who have ventured out onto the roads today who have apparently forgotten how to drive over the past 6 weeks!

Truly horrific. Imagine being a 'novice' rider in London, utter carnage!

Looks like it from his Strava post - 6 cracked rear ribs, couple of front ribs, cracked sternum, multiple fractures in shoulder and a small dislocation - back home from hospital but pretty sore I guess!! I'm guessing the bike is not in a good way either!

Corporate manslaughter?

I like the way he just gave up on the press conference and walked away - you can imagine he was saying to himself that he is way too good to interact with the peasants.

Global economic damage that would hit its developers hardest?

Get well soon VFTT! Hope the bike is OK or the pr!ck stumps up for a replacement!

Looks like the consensus is that it would make a pretty **** weapon even at the 'upper bound of the confidence interval'

Next door to Marton Mere and behind ERNIE is where I lived for four years in the late 90's. Enjoyed Blackpool at the time but would probably hate it now! Will the Scots make the trip down - that was Blackpool's bread and butter back in the day!

Not sure we're allowed to drive 'anywhere' in England yet - haven't they stated there should be a 'common sense' approach? Even so, Weston in theory shouldn't get busier as most of the town is based on 'leisure' - hotels, B&B's, shops, amusements, pubs, take aways etc which are all still closed - but who knows, that didn't stop them flocking to the beach in March....

Especially now the hospitals are empty

Clear as mud

There was no need to keep the rest of your post in as there was nothing else I disagreed with. Bit sensitive aren't you?

Looks like we're all going on holiday to see Window Cleaner this summer https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-52610594

Is this an exclusive wacky warehouse? You seem to have forgotten the other 3 parties they held that day with probably the same number of kids as in your example but all from different groups. Then there's the very nature of a WW with a ball pit etc, where, ignoring the fact that social distancing will be impossible to police amongst a group of hyperactive kids, those kids will be jumping, climbing, snotting, sneezing, coughing etc all over the equipment. WWs are basically germ warfare, but in the grand scheme of things, ordinarily that isn't a bad thing as kids need to be introduced to germs in order to increase their immune systems...

You haven't answered the question, but let's run with it. It seems that what you're saying is that apart from restaurants, pretty much everywhere else is safe to visit? It's therefore incredibly confusing to work out why the 'home' / 'family residence' is where the majority of infections occur. You know, the place where most people spend a lot of time in close proximity to one another. Surely that should be the place where least infections occur given that anyone who leaves the house is going to a 'safe' place and is not likely to catch the virus in the first place in order to spread it around when they get home? Is that how it works?

Do you think that more, less or about the same number of people would have been infected if the Government hadn't closed down pubs, bars, restaurants, football matches etc etc?

No. HTH.

Not just selfish d1ckh3ads in the UK : https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52601750

Not sure what your point is. Harries was asked during one of the press conferences (Friday?) by the press, where do most infections happen. Clearly they were expecting her to answer with hospital, bus, train etc, but she was quite clear when she stated in the 'family unit at home'.

You Made It Up Which bit are you struggling with?

What date did the PM / Government tell people not to go to pubs, restaurants, gyms etc etc, but hadn't 'officially' closed them - from memory it was about a week or so before the 23rd March wasn't it? Surely that would have had an affect on travel?

Cost. It costs money to employ someone to stand there and sign, whereas the computer that tranlates text to speech for the subtitles doesn't need to be paid...