Weston Super Saint

Except Jacko's, because his have already fallen off

Serves him right IMO. All those skin treatments to turn himself white have come back for their revenge

Adam Leitch the plagiarist!

Has the fact that we are in administration - and don't have a pot to p155 in - escaped you completely, or are you just refusing to believe it?

Surely the easiest way around that is for Abramovich to 'buy' his box for the season for £200m, thus increasing turnover.....

Did you read Jawillwill's post two above yours? She makes quite a good rebuttal I thought.....

Keegan sunning himself on a secluded beach somewhere drinking ****tails and enjoying his retirement. At least he wouldn't be able to quit that!

I hope so. I also hope the big four bugger off and join it too. I would feel sorry for their 'real' fans, the ones that grew up in the area, supported their 'local' team for life, as they would lose out on pretty much all of the away games I'd guess, but that's the price you pay when you buy success....

I think the tin claims 1001 uses

I think you've missed the point of the thread...

Urban myth number 999,999 The primary ingredient of WD-40 is White spirit.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoddard_solvent http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WD-40

You are legally obliged to inform your insurance company of any points received - although how much attention they pay to SP30s these days is negligible. No, it won't take away any no claims bonus - unless you had a crash while speeding and made a claim

I like the blue ones.

No, no they wouldn't. More likely a £50 fine and a week or so of community service

You [TDD not you LTC], mentioned you had faith in a certain manager of ours

Never mention putting expensive brandy into a fridge, blows all credibility out of the water!

Is it TSW

It was, until the pinch of salt bit! A true ITK would absolutely insist that the info they give is cast iron rock solid guaranteed.....Source, sorry, too confidential for you plebians

I'm sure we'll get the ITK 'fluid situation' line trotted out

I predict a crash at 13:47 with the forum down until about 23:45 when Steve gets in from the pub....

LOL. Keep up Mr Cake! The press have been attending SMS for a press conference at 2.00pm for the last 112 Fridays. It's a finely tuned routine these days

Oh, we've all forgotten..... Marc Jackson / Lifelongsaint / Lifelongcherry has submitted one of his Walter Mitty bids to buy the club.....again : roll :

LOL. You mean you've missed the last 7 Fridays?

He also said the team were fired up and raring to go before every match

They weren't bought because they were no better than those clubs already have! Unlike us, maybe they have a policy of not bloating their squads with 'more of the same' :smt102