Weston Super Saint

It doesn't have any letters on the keys. Do they cost extra?

I once strangled a kid and had to be pulled off him by my brother, because he stuck a stick in the spokes of my sister's bike and she went over the handlebars.

With a nice mixed salad?

Being on a bus for five minutes would p1ss me off, let alone 45 minutes :shock:

The point of dogs is to chase [and hopefully kill] cats.

Have you tried your elbow?

Soggy ones

11 points from the last ten games, and suddenly our form will improve to provide 18 from the next ten

Meetings about capacity management.

Mind you it does say £50 and under. No card then...

That's not under £50

If anyone can explain the 'point' of cats I would be grateful... The only use I can find is that without catz we'd have no lolcatz.

Is this the daily Skate fred?

Don't worry too much about it. Pretty soon the 'credit crunch' will become a full blown recession, then the news mongers will go into overdrive :shock:

Wiltshire Saint, because he/she has fat fingers and types thinks like pukka.

Towels??? :smt102

Can you make a poll?

You know what they say about men with small shoes

How cruel is Ponteh? 'Registered users' have no PM facility

I just checked, and he PM'd me. I feel ashamed I never went to his fore arm. One interesting [sic] thing, the link to his website in my PRIVATE messages, now just contains a load of asterixes. There is still some sort of html code, because all the aterixes are underlined just like a web link. Click on it, and guess where it goes??? The Saints Web :shock:

M-ystery s-olved!!

You're not wrong!!! Maybe you should move to Gosport?

I think the question is : "Why did Saint Mike get b-anned from h-ere?"

Et Voile[a]!

Just answer the question!! Or are you still trying to figure out what it is like I am?