Weston Super Saint

You seem to be forgetting current credit crunch...

That second link doesn't work.

Like the Kenyans(???) who are interested in buying Newcastle. Perhaps they inherited a shed load of money from a deposed dictator and King Kev was the first to email back his bank details :smt102

Have they had it yet?

To be fair, it's over a month old, and even the most ardent Lowe supporter - except scabby and sundunce - admit that performances have not been up to par lately

Or maybe we've finally found the dark side :smt102

Not worth it then

Do you get the stunning leopard print carpet for free with the phone?

And yet he was the presiding Chairman during our relegation season, so while you're happy to give him credit for the FA cup final, you're happy to exhonerate him from all blame for relegation??

Even [tm] Pompey, the bestest fans in the whole wide world ever [/tm], had 5,000 empty seats for their match against Chelsea last night. But of course it's just SFC fans that have caused all the problems at our club With his contempt for the average fan [customer], I fail to see how Sundunce Breast can be anything other than a pal of Ru**rts.....

Oh the irony of Newcastle's lowest gate for decades with only 20,000 passionate fans turning up to support their team.... I suppose the other 35,000 were staying away and complaining eh?

That'll be why no-one was sent out on loan last January

We've been saying that for months now

They're all we have! The head coach says they do everything that is asked of them in training, but don't do what they are told on the pitch.... Since the coach has very little influence whilst on the pitch, who else should shoulder the blame?

Excellent news.

Kids does DSM have? I reckon he must have mentioned [in past freds], that he has at least 6 sprogs - young and old. Can we have a poll for a week before DSM reveals the truth?

I'm sure they've all 'earned' their money back too. To be fair it may only be LC that hasn't....

You have no shame

I think he scored in the last two reserve matches of our winning season last year. Naturally that creates a sort of cult hero effect.

Not to mention that since he's been an 'employee' of the club he has earnt far more than he paid for his shares, so losing the monetary value of them probably won't hurt as much as people think. Wilde is probably closing in on break even point too...

I spend the whole meeting with my head down concentrating on the paper I'm doodling on. Sometimes I get distracted by the laydee with the particularly large breasts.

Happy Birthday ESB. I've got you a Zeeeeeeeebra for your present.

Sorry nick, but that just doesn't wash. They want to be pro footballers, so should know - pro footballers have been around for a long time - that there are bad and good times, grief and praise. I know of loads of kids that would love nothing more than to pull on the Saints shirt and play for SFC, the fact is that most of them just aren't good enough, should we lead them into a false sense of security by trying to molly coddle them and tell them that one day they might make it?? Times are tough, the team is playing utter sh1t football, and we even have the head coach stating publicly that the players are not doing what they are asked to do out on the pitch, but somehow you still want us to show our undying love and gratitude towards them!! You're getting close to scooby in the delusional stakes at the moment.