Weston Super Saint

I don't think I can be arsed to wrap it.

If the government - present, future or even the less likely to get in power - were to sort out it's own inefficiencies the financial savings would probably pay for a 10p reduction in VAT.

Expect a present.

For anyone running a pub it's bad news - as if we needed more bad news Who's going to pay for this cut in VAT, oh that's right, the duty on tobacco and alcohol is going to be increased, which WILL be passed on to the consumer, who WILL decide to spend even less of their money in the pub and even more of their money in the local supermarket. Then, just to top it all off, once the customers have all gone, NI contributions will be increased. I can't wait.

Two and a half pence in every pound. I can barely contain my excitement.

It was me. If I knew which number house you lived at, I'd post some through your letterbox too.

Same as everyone else then.

Uh Oh, you've opened up the religious debate as well now!

Probably £4.6 million.

This is excellent news. We got rid of one manager and looks like we're replacing him with not just two but three other managers / coaches. At least we've still got our morals in tact by not hiring in cheaper foreign labour

They used up their quota of posts on this one thread, we must have been very close to having Plastic rolled out.

To be fair, you can't be sure they're kind. They might go home and drown kittens in black bin liners or something :shock:

s14 sfc?

And sand.

Not long now then

Lol.

By someone a bit more discreet?

She's from Cwmbran. Having lived 3 miles from Cwmbran, I can honestly believe that someone exists who is so stupid that they confused labour pains with a bout of diarrhea. By the way, this isn't Welshist, more Cwmbranist.

There's always a ruck in the Cottage :shock:

I remember a pub like that! Now we just have diners

Didn't you look in the boot for a spare?

Wouldn't it be cheaper to get a girlfriend?

:smt102

I just looked behind the sofa and this is all I could find....

Is that the same Shamblehurst barn that said it didn't need to join Pubwatch because they never had any trouble?