Patches O Houlihan

FABRIZIO ROMANO your team of snivelling informants took one hell of a beating!!!!!

No - but I like the cut of her beaver

Will Jander be registered in time?

Welcome Tom

You can recommend ACDC as goal music 😉

Do you still have that dildo up your arse?

Didn't have you down as an ABK fan

Nobody has posted a Steve de Ridder yet so I will. Welcome Caspar

Inspired by the boyos no doubt

"We're all here for the Fellow's Goal Machine" - to the tune of Yellow Submarine would work

"We all live in a Fellow's Submarine" seems more likely 😉

Unfortunately I struggle to imagine the Northam hitting the high notes

One of those crosses in that twitter compilation was for Adam Armstrong. May have been able to pass on details of attitude, how he trains etc Good to see that he can play it back on the floor for our stumpy forwards as well as hang it up at the back post for Downs & Nessie

But aside from his 9 A* at GCSE he has continued his French& Spanish after A level - so clearly ambitious...He signed a four year contract so he'll be here two years probably.

Stu Armstrong would like a word...

His contract is up in 2027 so they want to sell him this window. Surely personal terms are done at this point. Just need to meet in the middle on the fee. Interesting to note that last year 3 free kicks made you the best in Europe; yet JWP scored 4,4, and 3 in his three last PL seasons with us. Hasn't scored one since...

One of those four goalies will go back to the under 21 squad

Doesn't he play for Boca Juniors?

Rangers & RM on a hiding 8-1 on aggregate 5 mins into second half 😁

Listening to Adam Blackmore it sounds like Azaz is virtually over the line. So that got me thinking about a team for Watford (and the blue few) and I realised that a Ralph style 4-2-2-2 might suit us better than a 4-2-3-1. Thoughts?

Edwards played as a DM twice for QPR and not at all in previous seasons. Despite this he is clearly the 'footballer' amongst our back line. Could we convert him to a back up DM?

43 goal involvements (ie goals or assists) in his last 93 games in the Championship. Clearly he's wank at this level 🙄 I think the comparison with Tadic might be relevant. We had a portion of our fanbase who saw him as a lazy 'luxury' player. And then he left and absolutely shredded it at Ajax and even the doubters noticed his absence. He would have quiet spells and then pull out a piece of magic. Now all we need are Stewart Armstrong and Archer to start finishing like prime Pelle & Mane...

West Ham interested amongst other PL. May be their fall back if we keep Matty

The irony is that he went out on loan the season that Will Still managed them

Speaking in his pre-match press conference on Wednesday, Lens manager Pierre Sage confirmed that Guilavogui did not take part in training this morning as his transfer nears completion: “He wasn’t with the group because he’s on his way out.” The move would reunite Guilavogui with Will Still, who took charge at Southampton this summer. The striker joined Lens from Paris FC in 2023 and has registered 7 goals in 47 appearances across all competitions.