Southner

Not a bad way to start.

Need, at the very least, one more goal to really reward our possession/movement/pasing. Feel like we're living dangerously while just 0-1 up. Not confident in our defense yet. That said, and with last season's memories in mind, the first 45 were enjoyable. Time for a cuppa and a bag of Wotsits.

Armstrong got a slight touch on Tella's strike 👍

Knocking it around nicely since settling.

You beauty, Tella!

RM looks fucking chill.

Sky Sports' little montage of our back to back promotions is enough to get one's juices flowing.

Lols, because cheese.

Going for a 0-2 W. Because I am stupid, and never learn my lesson. Edit: Alcaraz and Tella with the goals.

FUCKING YES!!

Fair call.

What kind of pizza?

Much truths.

At 4 years old, I didn't choose Saints for a laugh, otherwise I'd have been considered a comical prodigy, you big bags of dumps.

Let's avvit, me blud!

Muzzy Izzet, July 32th.

Let's hope he can provide the squad with some renewable energy, hey..hey...HEYYY!

Anything other than an invincible season, and I'll be fucking livid. Finding it hard to see myself accepting a draw at this point in time.

Rumour has it he used to turn up to training half baked.

We will completely embarrass the competition. The structure of the football pyramid will need to be overhauled in order to salvage even the smallest bit of respect.

139 points come season's end. Complete domination.

Lols. Front blud looks tense.

Positive vibes. Hopefully this permeates through the club. Certainly has an air of authority and trust about him.

Don't think our club worked for him.

Only because we're Prem. You wait 'til we're officially Champ chumps.