Southner

Hummel is 100 years old this year. Could any new strips incorporate some kind of celebratory details?

Anyone know how long the contract is for the current shirt sponsor? Takes away from some otherwise good looking mockups.

Dwight Gayle, huh.

Doing these illegals should be illegal. There should be minor fines or suspended transfer bans at the very minimum. Really take 'em to the cleaners.

I do believe I regret thinking that thought.

Big Razor could waltz into the changing room and slap 'em all around the chin with his penis, and they still couldn't be any more unsettled.

No other team deserves it more. It's amazing what a mere gazmilltrillon bucks can get you.

Fuck me, Newcastle are milking this 0-0, aren't they!

...and still got it wrong.

#TheSaintsway

Elongated Paul, this is your time.

Penalty. Play it safe, pass it back.

CORNER!!!

We need to go to a back 5.

Don't see us winning this.

Superb man-management.

Armstrong on. Phew.

Oh get fucked.

Forest really need to take Awoniyi off at HT and invite 45 minutes of pressure from us.

Well in, Jan.

So was our first.

Saints on top...aaaaand concede. You couldn't write it. Oh hang on, yeah. You could.

Blimey, we're gonna get relegated at this rate...!

In fairness, they are one of the very few teams that have suffered mediocre success in recent times. Must be difficult seeing everyone else win shit all the damn time.

Surely Dragan will wake up one morning and realise that those running things have seriously screwed the pooch?