coalman

Our social media team are going to have a rough few days.

But Downes was really good in the Championship two years ago....

But he's proven he can score lots at this level a few years ago....

"Obviously my appearance is far more important than the team" Almost perfect body language. Just missing the smile wince at the end of answering a question he doesn't like.

So used to getting our fifth desperation choice(s) over the line at the 11th hour after a string of public links. Soertysan aside, this is all very unSaintsy.

How to say "I'm not a model professional" without saying you're not a model professional.

Come for whining about the Dibling transfer. Stay for the post transfer trolling.

Because scouts the world over have been fighting over getting Joe Slothwell to build their midfields around and Max Arrons marauding from right back. Martin has done incredibly well in spite of having those forced on him.

He's already managed to coach them to not defend crosses, or press players around the box, or pick up runners. Remarkable in such a short space if time. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/videos/cvgnypj99xxo

Before the match "we're still in every competition with a good chance" After the match "we just qualified for the Europa League under difficult circumstances"

Somebody fire up the ROFLcopter

At least Rangers fans can expect the full "game would've been very different without that that decision" piece of performative art in the post match interview to add to their collection.

5-0

Doubtful. The people in charge are really calm about the project. And everyone Martin speaks to tells him how supportive they are. Including Fergie.

Honorable mention to the team effort of pressing to force the turnover in a dangerous position.

Archer!

Be careful. This is the kind of blue sky ideation that Rasmus might want to turn into a Ted talk.

We asked for a number 10 and we get a reserve keeper. How's that for being born under a bad sign?

What you can't see is our goal is off the left hand side of the screen.

If you stick to the plan then nobody gives the ball away. This is a players problem.

The problem is they don't have enough of the ball. Apparently. He's thrown at least 2 of his players under the bus. The important thing is it's not his fault or his tactics.

Up to 7th after that. I won't lie. I feel asleep the 2nd half. Which is a shame as Rangers picked up 3 points for their performance.