coalman

One thing that's guaranteed with Martin is record breaking football. Just a shame he has to restart his unbeaten run.

This one has "would've been different but for refereeing decisions" written over it. And in fairness you could question the three key moments in the game - first goal involved a handball in the buildup - Rangers goal being disallowed was borderline - Penalty was a bit soft Throw in hitting the woodwork twice and it's easy to spin this as a "one of those days"

Cut to shots of Ibrox emptying with 10 minutes left.

Butland saves the penalty. Shankland puts in the rebound 0-2

Penalty to Hearts

15 minutes left to salvage his unbeaten record in the league. Though, to be fair, Rangers are knocking on the door. (Obviously cue a long ball that bypasses everyone for the second)

Rothwell down injured. Being booed by his own fans.

Ref blew up straight away.

Rangers goal! Disallowed

Rothwell carves them open with a cross. Should be 1-1

Rangers hit the post (again)

Somewhat aptly, the Rangers TV channel is now advertising their own brand of whiskey.

If you use their first names enough then they feel too familiar with you to sack you.

From the Rangers forum who are, understandably, not taking this well. "Have we had a game where we've not booed the team off at halftime yet?"

Currently 9th. 3 points off the bottom

Asgaard hits the bar.

http://www.fawanews.sc/Rangers vs Hearts.html Not sure I'd say it's decent but it's on a par with the football.

The fans are now singing "there's only one Russell Martin". Admittedly it's the Hearts fans but it's good to hear he has some support in the ground.

I think it's just a vocal minority that don't understand football that want him gone. Everyone he meets around Glasgow is really supportive. As was Sir Alex Ferguson when he visited training.

Rangers have their first shot on 28 minutes. Here it comes. The Hearts goal did look like it involved a handball by the attacker too so at least the post match press conference is writing itself.

Judging by the pictures of the crowds, not so much.

Martin, who said he was "too sweaty to wear a suit" is wearing a jumper and a great thick coat... That's not going to go down well with the locals.

The Rangers forum have been reduced to taking solace from their team's possession stats. Poor fuckers. 1-0 to Hearts. Rangers yet to have a shot.

Was Selles brought in by Rasmus?