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15 minutes left to salvage his unbeaten record in the league. Though, to be fair, Rangers are knocking on the door. (Obviously cue a long ball that bypasses everyone for the second)

Rothwell down injured. Being booed by his own fans.

Ref blew up straight away.

Rangers goal! Disallowed

Rothwell carves them open with a cross. Should be 1-1

Rangers hit the post (again)

Somewhat aptly, the Rangers TV channel is now advertising their own brand of whiskey.

If you use their first names enough then they feel too familiar with you to sack you.

From the Rangers forum who are, understandably, not taking this well. "Have we had a game where we've not booed the team off at halftime yet?"

Currently 9th. 3 points off the bottom

Asgaard hits the bar.

http://www.fawanews.sc/Rangers vs Hearts.html Not sure I'd say it's decent but it's on a par with the football.

The fans are now singing "there's only one Russell Martin". Admittedly it's the Hearts fans but it's good to hear he has some support in the ground.

I think it's just a vocal minority that don't understand football that want him gone. Everyone he meets around Glasgow is really supportive. As was Sir Alex Ferguson when he visited training.

Rangers have their first shot on 28 minutes. Here it comes. The Hearts goal did look like it involved a handball by the attacker too so at least the post match press conference is writing itself.

Judging by the pictures of the crowds, not so much.

Martin, who said he was "too sweaty to wear a suit" is wearing a jumper and a great thick coat... That's not going to go down well with the locals.

The Rangers forum have been reduced to taking solace from their team's possession stats. Poor fuckers. 1-0 to Hearts. Rangers yet to have a shot.

Was Selles brought in by Rasmus?

As a supporter of a different team in the Championship I feel they should give him until at least Christmas.

Would be great to get back to 4 at the back. No Jelert at left back? For all of the 2 free kicks, Manning still feels like he's going to leave a massive gaping space several times in any game. Will be interesting to see how, if at all, Aribo and Edozie might be involved now it looks like transfers are off.

I believe the appropriate verb is either "slithered" or "scuttled"

Do they still sell itching powder in joke shops?