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I think that most of you are missing my point. It's not the smoking that got on my t1ts last weekend, it the arrogance of the average smoker, who when given a no smoking area and an area that they can have a fag they choose to imply their own rules and smoke where the **** they like under the guise of Oh its OK I'm outside. Never mind the fact that their own and others kids are having to inhale their waste product. As I said in my original post, they have the same rules in the parks in the States and you just dont see anything like the same level on non compliance, despite the Yanks not suppling anything like the same level of smoking areas. By the way Denzil, im as much fun as the next guy in the pub, but you have to buy the beer

Very much doubt it, I can almost guarentee not only have I had more hot dinners but have probably also smoked twice as many cigarettes than you have, but I have seen the light and not had one for over five years, which makes me the worst kind of non smoker, an ex. PS dont call me young again I may get to like it

Right then W@nker, firstly they have a rule at these parks it is NO (that is NO, just in case your too thick to get it the first time like the rest of the smoking brigade) Smoking in the park EXCEPT at designated areas. So its not a stay indoors to avoid you and your kinds pollution, its a park rule that is being flaunted by the I couldn't give a toss about the rest of you as long as I get my Nicotine fix where and when I want it chav's.

Who is Willis, not me guv :confused:

I was on about both, there are numerous designated smoking areas around the poark for them to inhale their poison, but do they stick to them? Not a chance. Having been to the Disney parks in Florida where there are fewer designated areas you just dont get people disobeying the rules, must be a Brit thing.

We have just returned from an extended weekend at Alton Towers, it was the first time we have ever been, had a great time, however the whole experience was soured by one thing. ****sucking smokers who cant just use the designated cancer giving areas but have to polute all the walkways and ques with their filthy stinking smoke. They seem to think that the no smoking rule does not apply to them, only problem I saw was they were not challenged by the staff. I did have a word with a few and they did apologise but the vast majority were just to arrogant/igonarant to understand that they were doing wrong. Rant over

Do you know where the longest hair in your body is ? To find out pull out an arse hair and feel your eyes water

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies. The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing. "We missed the R! We missed the R! We missed the R!" His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?" With A choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was.. CELEBRATE"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4627950.stm If these two can get on, could we ever get on with the skates? NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Kind of agree but strictly speaking it more of a mat game, best board game I have seen recently is the Lowe, Wilde, Crouch game

Get your hand in there and give it a big squeeze

Campletown is a NATO refuelling base.

Ill second that. RIP Mr Allingham

SIGN IN A STORE WINDOW. 'WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE BRITISH SOLDIER!' This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in CAMPBELTOWN, SCOTLAND. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. After all, it is ONLY A SIGN. You may say. 'What kind of business would dare to post such a sign?' Answer: A FUNERAL PARLOUR. (WHO SAID MORTICIANS HAD NO SENSE OF HUMOUR?) YOU GOTTA LOVE IT!!! = God Bless Scotland =

Are you American?

Thats the answer to the trivia question " what was Iceland called befor it was Iceland?" I also remember the old Green Shield stamp shop down there

http://vili.us/hypno.html

Calpol as a pain relief and take him either to your GP or the local drop in center for professional advice. Good luck

One has to ask, how the hell did you find that site

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All around Southampton there is an air jubilation, we are now listed as the fourth richest club in the FL, you would expect that just for a few days everyone would be happy. But oh no there is always one who seems to thrive on doom and gloom. FFS GM get out more, find your self a good woman and get a life

Just why have you got to be like a total pr1ck, he may not be the greatest tactical mind on earth but he showed he is a man of honour, who stood by us when the chips were down. The sooner we are rid of so called fans like you the better.

Seconded, good luck in the future Mark, thanks for what you did for us.

Afraid I'm old enough to have gone to Royal Arthur for my POLC, had a fantastic time one of the best courses in the RN in my opinion, as for the Black Mountains treck, yes tough 3 days but enjoyable, to be fair we did have good weather. Still have the blisters today .

Plenty about as soon as you get into port mate