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Fancy a challenge, name the songs from these lyrics. All have been issued as singles, there are no obscure album tracks here. There is a diversity of genre and age of the songs. Have fun and dont look at google for the answers, I will know, like the who, I can see for miles and miles. Enjoy. 1) But my friends keep telling me to give it up Saying Im too young, I ought to live it up What I need right now is some good advice, please 2) I dont care if it hurts I want to have control I want a perfect body I want a perfect soul 3) There is nothing that is wrong In wanting you to stay here with me. I know youve got somewhere to go, But wont you make yourself at home and stay with me? And dont you ever leave. 4) Now that the war is through with me Im waking up I can not see That there is not much left of me Nothing is real but pain now 5) No summers high No warm july No harvest moon to light one tender august night No autumn breeze No falling leaves No even time for birds to fly to southern skies 6) There must be an angel with a smile on her face, When she thought up that I should be with you. But it's time to face the truth, I will never be with you. 7) Youve been coolin, baby, Ive been droolin, All the good times Ive been misusin, Way, way down inside, Im gonna give you my love, Im gonna give you every inch of my love, I must have lit my seventh cigarette at half past two And at the time I never even noticed I was blue I must have kept on dragging through the business of the day Without really knowing anything, I hid a part of me away 9) Standin on your mamas porch You told me that youd wait forever Oh and when you held my hand I knew that it was now or never 10) And the waitress is practicing politics As the businessmen slowly get stoned Yes they're sharing a drink they call loneliness But it's better than drinking alone

Just tell them you were going to the festival of speed and were getting into the spirit of the event

Pity, with his money and love of football, he would be an ideal candidate

But Rod Stewart already has a football pitch in his back garden, if you remember WGS had the team training there the evening they were late for the West Ham game a couple of yers ago.

The day is looming closer when their bubble bursts, and I will be around to watch.

http://movies.sky.com/terminator-salvation-pics-footage Looks good

LOL at the mustard pouch

Good job I poked her eyes out then.

New Standard Operating Procedures released today please learn BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE COAL GRILL. More routine... (6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat Important again: ( THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE COAL GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine... (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts, mentioning how everything tastes best off a coal grill. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

Think we will see quite a lot of pitches like that next season not to mention even crapper ref's

Well he was never that good for us

It's all pretty much academic now, what has happened has happened, it's history, no point in getting worked up about it. It's the future that is the important issue now, who's going to be the new owner, will he/she have enough to get us back up the leagues, these should be the main topics of conversation, not ripping each other apart over a mute point. The future is bright, it's Red and White :smt041:smt041:smt041:smt041

Just found out that bassist Ean Evans lost his battle with cancer yesterday. Although not an original member of the band, he was tutored by Leon Wilkinson, the original bassist and took over after Leon died in 2001 and played up untill he was diagnosed, last year Gone to be another Freebird RIP http://lynyrdskynyrd.com/ Played on this tour

Just love to see politicians squirm, Joanna Lumley met Phill Woolas, immigration secretary today, he does not look comfortable http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8037181.stm

Having seen your system Jill, you have a faily modern efficient boiler, your cylinder is of the pre lagged variety and in a cupboard, you would most probably benifit from it being on constantly. Having said that, it would not hurt to try Junction 9's plan and monitor it both ways. You dont have to wait for a bill to do it either, wait untill you have finised with the heating take a meter reading note the date and time you took it. Go back exactly one week later, do the same again only with your heating on timed, ensure you take your last reading at the same time, and compare your gas consumption. However this will not be accurate if you cook by gas as your hob and oven will bugger up your reading

Awsome thread:smt041:smt041:smt041:smt041:smt041:smt041

Had to laugh at this fat tw4t http://blogs.sky.com/daily/Post:131eafa0-ba3d-4cb5-b957-0cbe1f649b23

I fully understand you hurt, I share it, but black armbands no, Saints aint dead. This is the new beginning, time to learn from the past and build for the future, albeit from Div 1. COYR

All the firkin roadworks going on around the city at the moment, can't firking move for tempoary traffic lights grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So wrong on so many counts but I laughed more at that than the original post

Harmless little game to keep you entertained at work for a while http://www.quackyraces.com/race

There and Their is easy, the rest is just impossible to understand

Had one of those dodgy e mails today wanting bank details etc, this one however was not done as the usual confirm your bank details ploy but as a job offer, cut and paste below. Thought that I would warn you all out there, the scammers are changing tactics. JOB OPENING (Honeywell International Inc) Honeywell International Inc. 1400 Barcarrota Blvd. #303 Bradenton, FL 34205-7545 Pleasant day, If you have access to a computer, and have up to three hours spare time per-week. you can get paid, would you like to work part or full time online from home and get paid weekly? If yes,then please read carefully. ABOUT US Honeywell International is a diversified technology and manufacturing leader, serving customers worldwide with aerospace products and services; control technologies for buildings, homes and industry; automotive products; turbochargers; and specialty materials. With roots tracing back to 1885, Honeywell employs more than 100,000 people in 95 countries. Under the leadership of Chairman and CEO Dave Cote, we focus on our Five Initiatives: Growth, Productivity, Cash, People and the Enablers, Honeywell Operating System and Functional Transformation. JOB POSITION We are currently seeking part or full time employees for our ever-growing Accounts Receivable Department. Through extensive demographic research, we have discovered a wealth of untapped human resources that, for one reason or another, need the freedom to work from home. If this sounds like you, please read on, and consider becoming part of our company family. As part of our ongoing Multi Level Marketing Network, we seek capable individuals to work for us as our representative. You can easily make £500-£1000 or more in a week by working for us as Sub-contractor in your geographical location, you will be in charge of collecting payment on behalf of our affiliates and Small business organizations that are registered under us. Does it sound like your dream job? Well, it certainly for 10,000+current members who are making £500-£1000 weekly online with this system. Note that no form of investment of is needed from you and this job will take only 1-3 hours of your time per week. JOB RESPONSIBILITY The position of Accounts Receivable officer entails the following duties: coordinate payments from our clients, receive payments which come in form of bank transfer, and forward 90% of funds received to the proper branch office, as instructed. The remaining 10% is your wage. Since this position is need-based, you will have plenty of free time while enjoying a good income. RENUMERATION Every assignment in form of payment received from clients, you're entitled to 10% which excludes the cost of processing western union to any regional office accountant. INTERESTED APPLICANTS (HOW TO APPLY) Interested applicants should reply with. Attach a copy of your international passport or drivers licence. FIRST NAME:- SURNAME:- ADDRESS (NOT PO BOX):- CITY:- STATE:- ZIP:- COUNTRY:- HOME PHONE:- OFFICE PHONE:- MOBILE:- GENDER:- MARITAL STATUS:- EDUCATION LEVEL:- BANK NAME:- BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF WORK EXPERIENCE:- AGE:- NATIONALITY :- DONE A JOB LIKE THIS BEFORE:-,and email address to my email address given below so that one of our Human Resource Managers can contact you through email,with an approval letter if the management decides you are a successful candidate. Please specify the bestway to contact you in your reply email.We appreciate your interest in Honeywell International Inc. Contact email address:- honeywell2cum@gmail.com Dave Allen 1400 Barcarrota Blvd. #303 Bradenton, FL 34205-7545[/i]

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,' her father replied. 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. 'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered. 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.' 'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat... 'Well, we're not having any of that gay sh1t in our garden' she said

Much beter than a dry one