Scudamore

There might have been if a long arm stapler didn't cost 30 quid in staples! No...just two bits of double sided A4 paper folded one inside t'other... How many do we think i should print in total?

I've upped the page count...twice!

That's nice easy copying and pasting...go for it! It's the others with there varying honours that just won't fit in that is slaying me! That and the complete lack of any sodding space with an A5 programme... Grrrr...

This programme is royally getting on my tits... Prepare youselves for more editorial mistakes than the average sports section of the Daily Echo...

Don't worry...he forwarded it on this morning!

Right. Update on the programme. I'm tired. Can't be arsed to do it and have shelled out good money on nice paper tonight only to get done for being a little late on sorting out my MOT and insurance. Life's a c::nt sometimes... Anyway. I'll have to sort final layout out tomorrow. I am still waiting on the following names: - The Banana Factor - disintegration87 - stevegrant - bigdavewatson - fos1 - Saints Mad Si - The Flying Finn - MLT's Headed Goals Which isn't too bad i suppose. And i know at least one of those has sent the info on to stevegrant but he's being shy with the forwarding. I will be going to print shortly after five o'clock tomorrow. Those are the facts. Make of them what you will.

Spot on

It's just an armband guys. Go for it! Although i've never been a fan of the captain being a forward player myself

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bombastard This one seems a little more apt.

Is your picture next to that entry then?

I blame Ponty

I watched Gavin and Stacey last night...it was not amehhhzen as promised...

Well let's not get too carried away with the whole multiball thing eh? Think i'll be grateful for the rest...

I intend to have a bottle of Powerade every two yards up the left hand touchline

And where exactly did all these gems of information come from?

People that say ungion...instead of onion. A hex on them.

Spastic

Exactly that yes. I'd put a handle with care sticker on it as well.

Just get this back up there for those that don't read back. Programme Offenders register - The Banana Factor - disintegration87 - SaintNeil90 - stevegrant - bigdavewatson - dannypope - fos1 - saintsforlife7 - The Flying Finn - Neilza - MLT's Headed Goals Let's be having you...

Cheers. One down...twelve to go...

I think i may have to rein in my natural desire to swear like a docker really loudly when i **** up a pass or shot...

You dating SRS now then?

No worries. - Name/username - DOB - Place of Birth - Height - Weight - he needs to lose some - Honours - Position - Photo Are the requirements. A few have chosen not to supply the photo. Unlucky for them...as i have space to fill and then get carte blanche to choose a photo for them! Muahahaha! Email it to the email address as before and ask steve to pass it on to me please as i don't fancy putting my email up on here...

This should help you rediscover your appetite...

Right as i collate my information into a word document i feel it's time to name and shame those shirking on the programme details... Programme Offenders register - The Banana Factor - disintegration87 - SaintNeil90 - stevegrant - bigdavewatson - dannypope - fos1 - saintsforlife7 - Saints Mad Si - The Flying Finn - Neilza - forever a red and white - MLT's Headed Goals Let's be having you...