Scudamore

So this is the link to find out which of your friends are secret coke fiends then?

Sweet...on the subject of why i need sock size for the programme...i really have no idea...Hamster just offered the information and for some reason i've gona with it...please feel free to ignore that category...

Remember that time Mark Fry scored goal of the season against Blackburn? The one which had Timmy Flowers floundering in the net? Man he's given me so many good memories over the years... Here he is in discussions with Rupert Lowe...

Large?

Yeah i'm not entirely sure how it's gonna work either! I'm just knocking up a pm with my email on it for each team as well

Oooh...get her. I think the final one was obviously a joke. However. Send me what you like. Hamster has gone for the following which seems like a good point of reference: Name DOB Place of Birth Height Weight - he needs to lose some Honours Position Photo Sock Size Now i'm not going to chase people all over the place for these bits of information as there's a week to go...and i can think of better things to do than wipe other peoples arses. As such i'll probably just do player profiles for those that want them. And then just request the basics from stevegrant for filling the rest of the page up if that's okay?

Now i'm up for paying for the footballer's experience...but i think this may be pushing it a bit far...

Having seen the money these guys are on...i should think he probably will!

I've asked you already to leave my mother alone...

Panning your own players? Can't be good for motivation...

i twat all the time...

baj?

Should get Alpine swooning...

Do you wish you were right handed?

Down the side of the sofa? Don't suppose you could email everyone asking them to forward the following details onto my email address could you? - DOB - Honours - Photo - Bank Details

Man that would p:ss me off...if i were on the away team... Best change my colour lay out for the programme...

I think Mark Fry is rapidly becoming Nigel Pearson 2

No.

Okay we'll do it...anyone failing to provide the necessary information will be subject to the flights of my imagination...

I am working on it as we speak! I think player profiles are going to be unlikely on the basis that we've struggled to get sock sizes out of some members! However i would like a paragraph or two from both of our gaffers. And maybe if people feel they have something interesting to add we can look at it. I'll make the PDF available once i've got something together to make sure everyone's happy before i go to print! The basic form will be as follows: 1) Cover page 2) Home team page including managers notes and team extras 3) Away team page including managers notes and team extras 4) Team line up including first scorer odds, team numbers positions etc. I'm open to suggestions of course...but i can't promise the lamer ones will make it in i'm afraid!

His wife plays hockey. I should think your wife may well have played hockey also.

Incorrect. Keegen was having dinner with a property tycoon from the Channel islands who is putting a deal together with Rod Stewart & WGS. Souness will be Finance Director.

A collectable run off my works printer? Now that would be something...

http://www.skysports.com/video/clips/0,23791,15855_4171150,00.html Story is on their round up...around the 4 minute mark I'd also like to know whether that Soccerette gets a headache with that vacant grin plastered across her face permanently...