Scudamore

She's obviously a mentalist. I wish more things tasted like beer. A beer sandwich would be so sweet.

I expect they framed yours...

Ignore what?

Soft ground boots for me...

I have never had sexual relations with that sandman...

What is going on with the carpets down at St Mary's? I may be interested...

More like viewing a house deciding you like the carpet. Then being told over the phone that the carpet will be taken. It's not as if Nathan Carpet is being sold on the sly if it's in the papers.

What would happen if Nathan did a David Busst this weekend?

I took it from this:

Ever seen Futurama?

I'm pretty sure that unless you are a member of the weaker sex you should certainly not let sexism bother you...

Is it just me or is dubstep just drum n bass on ketamine? It's alright but i can't see how people go to a club and dance to it...

Why some people jog slower than they could walk

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Jackson_(musician)

Grown ups don't live with their parents... And you don't need a mortgage to move out...

Something to do with having sex with fat blokes dressed as women then? Curious.

Do you understand men in their twenties not wanting to leave their parents home?

Billy Idol's going...

Got your tampons ready?

That Wolves game had a very reminiscent feel of watching the Pompey game the season we went down from the Prem. I knew it was curtains after that...and i'm pretty certain it's curtains now... Norwich 52 Barnsley 50 -------------- Fahhhrest 49 Saints 48 Charlton 38 Which is nice and sh:t...

Bet he uses this... http://www.workpoop.com

My attention span was seriously tested on Saturday...

You don't get out that easy pal...