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Compare the speed of their attacks versus ours, night and day.

Fixed it for you.

It isn't just the goal. Lambert allows us to hold onto the ball higher up the pitch.

C'mon Adkins. Gaston on for Davis please.

Steve Davis reloads the shotgun to try and shoot us in the other foot. Clear the ****ing ball!!!

Get the **** in, Lambert scores within 3 minutes!

Lambert on for JRod

Guly with a truly woeful waste of a free-kick.

325-1 for the win if anyone is feeling brave.

FFS. Hooiveld has the turning circle of a bus. We miss the opportunity to clear and quelle ****ing surprise it's 2-0

Luke Shaw looks pure class, just eased Mata out there.

Just a slight one

Puncheon having a good game, covers for Clyne and breaks up Chelsea attack very well there.

Chance for Steve Davis, he ****s up. He really is becoming Jermaine Wright.

Good move there. Puncheon pulling the strings in that attack.

At risk of cursing us, we look well organised.

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?42403-Chelsea-v-SAINTS-Match-Thread

The main problem has been customers consuming these burgers then having cravings for sugar cubes.

It was explained a page or so back, yes. Along with the conspiracy theory that I am both a **** and Nicola Cortese. To avoid any confusion and hurt to forum users I have unstuck it, for now.

Normally use stickies for when something has become the prime topic of conversation. This story about us is being covered extensively by major sports broadcasters and is seemingly an imminent deal. If and when he does sign, we'll update the thread title to reflect.

Trolling a mod, A*

Who?

Just a feeling The last two player threads I stickied were Rodriguez and Ramirez.

A Pompey spokesman said: “Our best atmosphere is the best in world football, but we don’t want to take anything for granted. Honestly, could you imagine our club ever saying something so cringeworthy?