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Pochettino, On recruitment: "The Problem is, we have a large number of scouts all over the world......." All over the world.... Have we significantly strengthened in this area recently? I would suspect so, not much point in trying to scout a Bolivian to join a league 1 team. Does anyone have any incite/inkling here?

Sadly, being a manic depressive/insane isn't grounds for banning. Or so i'm told, it's a good job I wasn't made a moderator during that last round of applications. Power corrupts and all that.....

Full back positions are fine, maybe back-up for Shaw, but who would be willing to play second fiddle to a 17/18 year old? Centre back is the priority, fingers crossed that Forren will be able to step in... someone quick and dominant needs to come in to stabilise us.

I hope Wigan stay up, a great away day (mainly due to the accomodation, but their fans really are quite friendly and humble, ignore the few stupid kids at the canal bridge.) Villa is also convenient, but I would like to see them taken down a peg or two. Sunderland will be shambolic next year.... On balance, keep the black cats up and allow Watford to join them... will allow an away day with the in-laws.

Pleased to see that Chris Kinnear's defection from Margate back to Dover hasn't totally paid off for him. Congratulations to Salisbury! Hope they don't spend themselves to near death this time.

You miserable b*stard!

I'll say.... 10th....ish.

You will never be taken seriously again (as though there was a risk of that anyway....)..... enjoy!

So, how does it feel to be wrong, again? Pretty good i'm guessing?

We would need Villa to lose against Wigan but only just, and for us to lose by at least 0-13 at home to Stoke. SAFETY!!!!!!

Never in doubt.

SAFETY!!!!!! Oh f**k yes!!!

Ft 1-1 we are f**king safe

If we both lost it would need a 12 goal swing in their favour. Saints 0-13 Stoke Villa 0-1 Wigan

I think it does. If Wigan win it, Villa will still be below us on goal difference.

One more for safety now..... WOOOOOT Saints, f-ing WOOOT!!!!!! Or do we wheel out the nuns instead?

YES!!!!!!!!!! Get in Punch!!!!

Guly plays better in from of Shaw. He actually keeps position and closes down properly.

Puncheon for Lallana and Mayuka for Lambert please Poch!

F**k

3 now for Norwich. They be safe.

Bugger!

Just sorting out the grammar there. Unless of course the idea of Jay being our best player does indeed sadden you.

We do need a dead ball specialist in the summer.

Lovely possession play. No final ball.