Lard

We are shite true story.

Fuckin hell…my Filipino bird wants to call me….7pm her time…kick off time for me in the UK. I’ve binned her.

Anyone else shitting it right now.? ironically I have a stoma so I can do so from the comfort of my sofa with a cider in hand. 🤷🏻‍♂️ I want to win this so bad. not just because it’s the Skates….but we need 3 points.

I’ll be honest. This is my worry. yes I know it’s early in the season….but?

Because he’s a liability. After all the hurrah of signing him he’s done nothing to prove his worth. he did the same at West Ham. And that’s why they wanted rid of him no commitment in him whatsoever. cash in on him. so damn flaky.

Tbh….however early in the season it is….we need 3 points if we are going to be a threat.

All very exciting. I’ll relax when pen is put to paper on these deals. good business if it all come to fruition. some top talent.

I’d welcome him back with open arms.

And the trajectory we appear to be still on from last season, he’d be lucky to remain in the Championship. And it’s not an upward trajectory.

I’d seriously question the fellas commitment if he foolishly left Boro for our basket case of a club.

Couple of weeks time the Skates will have a field day against us.

Put in a similar display as today,crap formation,Armstrong up front,shite finishing,poor decision making and distribution,lack of bottle……we will lose against the Skates.

I think he’ll go the same way as both Alcaraz and Lavia. we get good fees,they were both huge prospects…..but really haven’t shone at their prospective new clubs. 🤷🏻‍♂️

We are utter shite. hope that helps.

Can someone give me a heads up on what to do if we win a competitive match,that has some importance. it’s been a while. Do we ‘woot’? Celebrate with gay abandon?….slag off the obvious weak links in the squad? it’s been a while. Thanks in advance. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Usual 20 min monologue from Blackmore. No still. plenty of patting each others back loads of waffle. waste of time.

I aim to please. 👍

The run continues from last season. another defeat. prove me wrong please.

Time to face up ladies. we have got…. a pretty shit manager. appalling coaching staff. an abundance of crap players. In every area. An owner that has no clue about football. A tech director, analysts and such like that don’t know there arse from their elbows. the club is rotten from the core. damn I miss the days of Channon,Ball,Boyer etc. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Does going into the new season with the prospect of Bazunu,McCarthy and the liability that is Jack Stephens,instill any confidence at all? utter shite. All 3.

The kits this season have been the worst kept secrets.

Onuachu has buggered his his ankle ligaments for Trabzonspor already. 🤷🏻‍♂️ just saying.

Seeing Jack Stephens in the initial frame having a word with Still…. Gives me chills…and not in a good way. 🤷🏻‍♂️

April is pretty damn epic as the run in.

Kevin Davies in the Long Island tea shop in London. so friendly and happy to chat football all evening. Got drunk on cocktails,thankfully he was minted compared to me. great bloke. Played pool with jimmy case in a new forest Pub also.