Saint Marky

You not gone the for the full conversion yet then?

We’re gonna smash these ‘fick, muvva, pearly queens’ with their knees up mother brown and shit flat caps. Perv Sullivan is gonna choke on his jellied eels, when our fifth is smashed in, he’ll be blowing bubbles out of his arsehole….don’t know what just happened,I’ve just come all over Wade Garrett… tissues please…

Sorry, but what’s the bullshit? The farmers ‘story’, or the fact he claims to have a friend?

Well that was a waste of a day, just got on to the m27 and hit the standstill, didn’t move for ages, then the police eventually let us turn round to go down the slip road, but Google said it was 1 hr 30 to get to St Mary’s, so just got home, so bloody annoying. Both lanes shut, so must have been something bad happened, anyone got any info?

It feels a little hypocritical to be in a position where you will be pissed off if Baz isnt starting today.

Got some more bad news, apparently David Brooks is cup tied, can’t just rain, has to bloody pour.

Maybe Ed should say he will follow Paloma Faith and say ‘ free Palestine’ to his kids at bedtime every night, then everyone will forgive him?

Fuck me, that’s what I posted.

While we have basically been hung drawn and quartered and are still awaiting tondas fate, as the judge gets measured for his black cap. Then you look at the punishments they have dished out to us (so far and yes a different board), I personally think they’ve totally fucked themselves. Year upon year of systematic cheating, the blatant overspending to buy success, denying others a fair chance at the cups and titles and champions league…. oh dear city, you are finished as a football entity, because obviously using the scale of judgement against us and punishments applied, I’m extremely confident the same totally over the top scale will be applied to City, yeah fucking right…..

Shea Charles just scored the winner for NI against Georgia.

No, stick him in a red long wig, skirt and a-bit of lipstick. They banned Tonda, this is officially now Tondina, and if they try and ban Tondina, it’s straight on the phone to the echr brigade, should get years in the human rights courts fighting that one out.

Makes pissing round corners a lot easier

That’s not a bad idea, I personally would love to hear what Salman and Anton think about the whole saga.

Does anyone know the actual fee we received ( I’m taking it we didn’t have to pay to offload him)?

Surely only a semi, was barely visible.