Saint Marky

So proud of this team, what an effort they all put in. Our end was fking rocking. They announced only 70000 in attendance doesn’t Wembley hold 80000? well we filled our end. The plastics were probably just waiting for the final, I really hope they lose. Leaving the stadium, having to walk amongst the mancs , what a load of arrogant, entitled twats.

‘Win for Flynn’, we’ve done Arsenal, we can do city, we get Leeds in the final, they can’t beat us, Flynn can tap in the winner from Mannings pin point cross.

Thanks, it means a lot, coming from you.

Tin foil hat time, remove saints engine from the midfield, undoubtedly our most influential midfielder at the moment, link with all the current ridiculous decisions in Ipswich’s favour, Birminghams legit equaliser disallowed , Middlesbrough non penalty penalty amongst some and the fact we have to play Ipswich within the three game ban, think the fa have chosen their second place auto team and who they want in the fa cup final?….

So you’re like the Elton John of saintsweb ?

Thought I’d open a sort of false dichotomy thread, where you can air what or who you’d like to improve with a little positive negativity, here’s a couple from me…. We love you Tonda, but for fucks sake blink when you do a tv interview. we love you Turkish, but it’s about time you accept you are no longer ‘king of the highest number of emojis on a single comment’, you’re not even top three.

I had a couple of saints fc opened this morning, signed in on both, opened up another tab and the queue thing popped up, joined at about number 1300, which I was pissed at, as I was on it at opening, but it only took about 12 minutes from memory to get in. Got our seats in block 141, which I’m happy at.

From Rupert Lowe to Markus Liebherr.

Yes, they’ve named him ‘ hawk ter’ now apparently 🍆

Well the North London Yobbos have sacked Frank and he didn’t even make it to eight months in charge. Brentford are doing well in the prem at the moment with their new manager, so is Frank the great manager he is perceived to be and would he be preferred to our Tonda?

Who do we want in the playoffs?😇

It is known that Mavididi and Fatawu are particularly fussy eaters. Our boys are legendary, Manning to name but one, can easily eat his own weight in burgers, when it comes to the all you can eat buffet, We Are Saints, We Munch On.

Mr Colony, you are more than welcome 😇

The shame will be unbearable 😱

Paul Merson- the guy at the start of a roadworks, operating manually the red stop/ green go signs. Anthony Gordon- petty criminal Virgil van Dijk- Stripper Jamie Redknapp- van dijk’s fluffer

Purely judging a book by its cover only, what career do you think any footballers past or present, would have taken if they hadn’t ended up playing football? Adam Armstrong : Postman Ross Stewart : Store security guard Ryan Manning : unemployed Mason Mount: drug dealing paid informant/grass Bruno Fernandes : Hairdresser Luke Shaw : Burger King Cook Joelinton : Serial Killer

Never started one of these, but I’m hoping it will bring us luck. Not far off top six, or relegation either, come on Saints let’s get the 3 points here and get a decent run going.

So sorry for your loss mate, my Dads not in the greatest shape now, but still managing to attend, I’m dreading when he won’t be able to go anymore.

Football legend Kevin Keegan has been diagnosed with cancer, his family has said. The former England forward and manager, 74, was recently admitted to hospital due to "ongoing abdominal symptoms", a statement said. "These investigations have revealed a diagnosis of cancer, for which Kevin will undergo treatment," it added.

Here’s a sobering thought, imagine that back five in the premiership.

Allegedly James Beadle’s goalkeeping coach was his uncle, the late Jeremy Beadle, so you could argue he had a very small hand in their defeat today….. I’ll get my coat….

Well you know the old saying, ‘ if it ain’t broke’…….

And how many lost with him in the team?

Lanana roll? Having watched him a lot on match days, I’d say number 1: keep his seat warm. Number 2 : get up and clap for a bit, then return to warm seat. Number 3: get up and clap a bit, combining with the odd tongue in and out routine, then return to warm the seat.

Fukin hate those misogynistic doors.