Saint Marky

You not gone the for the full conversion yet then?

We’re gonna smash these ‘fick, muvva, pearly queens’ with their knees up mother brown and shit flat caps. Perv Sullivan is gonna choke on his jellied eels, when our fifth is smashed in, he’ll be blowing bubbles out of his arsehole….don’t know what just happened,I’ve just come all over Wade Garrett… tissues please…

Sorry, but what’s the bullshit? The farmers ‘story’, or the fact he claims to have a friend?

Well that was a waste of a day, just got on to the m27 and hit the standstill, didn’t move for ages, then the police eventually let us turn round to go down the slip road, but Google said it was 1 hr 30 to get to St Mary’s, so just got home, so bloody annoying. Both lanes shut, so must have been something bad happened, anyone got any info?

It feels a little hypocritical to be in a position where you will be pissed off if Baz isnt starting today.

Got some more bad news, apparently David Brooks is cup tied, can’t just rain, has to bloody pour.

Maybe Ed should say he will follow Paloma Faith and say ‘ free Palestine’ to his kids at bedtime every night, then everyone will forgive him?

Fuck me, that’s what I posted.

While we have basically been hung drawn and quartered and are still awaiting tondas fate, as the judge gets measured for his black cap. Then you look at the punishments they have dished out to us (so far and yes a different board), I personally think they’ve totally fucked themselves. Year upon year of systematic cheating, the blatant overspending to buy success, denying others a fair chance at the cups and titles and champions league…. oh dear city, you are finished as a football entity, because obviously using the scale of judgement against us and punishments applied, I’m extremely confident the same totally over the top scale will be applied to City, yeah fucking right…..

Shea Charles just scored the winner for NI against Georgia.

No, stick him in a red long wig, skirt and a-bit of lipstick. They banned Tonda, this is officially now Tondina, and if they try and ban Tondina, it’s straight on the phone to the echr brigade, should get years in the human rights courts fighting that one out.

Makes pissing round corners a lot easier

That’s not a bad idea, I personally would love to hear what Salman and Anton think about the whole saga.

Does anyone know the actual fee we received ( I’m taking it we didn’t have to pay to offload him)?

Surely only a semi, was barely visible.

Was really hoping he would stay, as he was integral to the fantastic run we achieved. My only concern with him (and this will probably come back to haunt me) is that I think he will struggle with the ubiquitous big/strong and pacy forwards in the prem. From memory the home game against Wrexham and Keiffer Moore, to me was an example of this.

Me too, lovely chiseled jaw. 🤭

Any thoughts on songs for our new CB? His name sort of fits to the Timberlakes ‘ I’m bringing sexy back’. If Fellows ever scores, how about ‘ for he’s a jolly good Fellows? Asking for a friend.

Was just a joke with no offence intended, he even called himself a knob, so it was a response in line with his post. I don’t know the bloke, but if you’re stating he has a genuine disability, then I apologise as it would then be in bad taste……. However, that’s a fucking high woke horse to climb down from…. Gloucester Saint Subscribed Users 8.7k Posted 3 hours ago *24 *MLG mode deactivated

I thought it was more in the “syndrome “ bracket?

We could arrange a friendly with them, nice warm place for us to go, oh hold on, from memory, weren’t Liverpool fans being chased around the streets by big fat hairy, machete wielding crazy Turks and the men were just as bad.

Not sure, could you remind me what time you came on and what was the number on your back? Cheers.

Christ almighty, it’s like a Russian Dissident or guy giving Cunnilingus, one slip of the tongue here and you’re in the shit.

Spot on and if true that he won’t sign a new contract, think we have done the correct thing in cashing in, we are not in the luxurious position of being able to let him run his contract down and around £30 million is a decent amount for someone with massive potential, but still a lot to prove.. As much as I had hoped we could keep this oven ready premiership squad together, his departure out of the midfield department, I personally feel is the least damaging to us. I do not want to see anymore depart, especially Jander.

I’m not too concerned, as long as we keep Bazuna, in case Peretz is added to your list.