Saint Marky

Yes, saw Fraser seem to hobble, after a long sprint down the wing, thought oh no at the time, but seemed to run it off luckily. Thought Sam Ameyaw looked very very good. He is going to be one hell of a player, one of those ‘ enjoy him while he’s here’. The Ref seemed appalling, but that was from a perspective of watching live from the southampton end. From anyone watching a stream, was he poor?

I think both would have been ruled out fairly quickly, plus I think we’d have the penalty for the foul on Che given. I’m not a fan of VAR in the slightest, but todays game highlighted how poor the officiating is and overall it’s been very poor.I think it we have benefited from the lack of it at our games though, with tight decisions going our way on the whole. Sorry, can you just confirm, is it a song you would like about getting relegated, or about twat emojis? Thanks.

(*) can’t find the twat emoji

Be fantastic if we manage to get back on our first attempt, but do you think we would just do a ‘Burnley’ and struggle in the relegation with our current squad. Who do we have under contract that look premiership quality? I’d say KWP, Taylor ( obligation to buy apparently), Bednarek, Stu, Sulemana, maybe Adam on current form. Downes and Fraser definitely, but not ours. Also Edozie, Charles, Alcaraz, Dibbling and Amo- Ameyaw all with huge potential, but no way near ready for that step up yet.Che is good enough for the second striker role, but highly unlikely he will be here come the summer and Bayern sniffing at KWP amongst others, so would it be a big rebuild like Forest?

Yes you are right, but personally I think they should swallow the 6 million and keep him for the promotion push. The pot of gold at the end of the rainbow certainly outweighs the six mill loss. However I have no idea if he has an attitude problem and wants out, which sort of ties in with scoring when the window has been open and being dropped when it was closed. Obviously if that’s the case then get rid and good riddance. I dont believe this is the case with kwp, but who knows?

Didn’t we balance our books with what was it 170 million in sales in the summer? I’m not so worried about che going if he is replaced, but a replacement would still have to come in with an instant impact, because like him or not, che is still scoring. I just think if we lose KWP, to me it makes us weaker, he is constantly a top performer. They would have to spend large to replace him with similar quality, which obviously they won’t, it will be a strengthening of the books, not our promotion push.

No, it’s not over, but surely SR should be strengthening now, not diluting. We are so close to automatic promotion, selling someone so pivotal to the way our system works, will only weaken us. Like Che, he is under contract, therefore SR hold the cards, the next few days will show us if Razzy was bullshitting us with his plans for an immediate premiership return.

Ffs, please don’t let this be true. Surely the management aren’t that short sighted, he is integral to this sides success, I can’t imagine he is a ‘Lallana’ type to force a move, what are they going to get for him, could be very costly if we don’t make an instant return to the Premiership.

So you find it amusing that a man is driven to such despair, that he kills himself, leaving behind a wife and small children. What a piece of shit.

But you said it was ‘class’? Now you’re openly mocking it and stating a perpetual ban on certain members. So you are a bombastic riddler who is a wannabe dictator, with a God complex. I feel a complete fool now, after standing up on Saturday after our fourth goal, screaming Turkish, Turkish Turkish for what seemed an eternity, ignoring all the ‘sit down you twat’, to encourage those around me to join in chanting your name, in a homage to your achievements, including 30 laughter emojis on one post, a feet never likely to be repeated. But it wasn’t to be, it seems like my cot membership.

Hey, I see a few members of the COT have checked out my profile, you all obviously liked my song, does that mean I’m getting my membership soon and is there some sort of special handshake I need to practice? I’m so excited, think I’m going to pen another ditty for the cot, going to throw in a couple of sesquipedalians, just to impress and seal the deal.

Agreed, must be very difficult running and keeping your balance, with an extra foot.

Yeah, saw that and thought it must be really chilly out there.

Gee thanks Turks, you truly are a delight. Hey I really liked Jason Statham in snatch too, I feel we are really bonding. Good to see Cathedral City are going to be our new sponsors, do the cot know if we will get a discount, cause I really like their cheese? Sorry don’t know this Cory, but he sounds an ok type of guy. I did know a Rory, which does rhyme, hope that helps and keep up the great work.

I believe it’s only fair you have a song, so we can all rejoice in your accomplishments. I have some lyrics, if you could think of a tune to match, then maybe we could get a rendition going at tomorrow’s match : ‘We are the C.O.T, not the Cats, a circle of trust, ( not) a circle of twats’. Now I put the second not in brackets, you can choose to sing it or leave it out. When St Mary’s start singing this little ditty, we will know what they truly feel about your little esoteric group.

Oh do keep up toadhall, dont you remember the picture he posted of the wet marshland, well there is marshland in Ireland, so there it is, the link in full glorious colour too!

A bit off topic, but just seen on sky sports app, ‘championship team of the year so far’, compiled by our own David Prutton. Very surprised not one Saint in there, considering our remarkable form, especially leaving out KWP who is hands down the best in this league. Is David known for having a saints chip on his shoulder?

Yeah, suppose we don’t sing it cause it’s shit, a bit like ‘we’re the itchen over here…’but we really need to up our game, I did here a quiet rendition of the great Stuart Armstrong song, guess it’s a bit long and tricky for most to pick up, but his hair truly is fricking fine, but the belters are a bit less frequent now.

4 nil, 5 nil, let’s have a 6 nil to finish the year in style.

And that ends our sermon today, all the way from Bermuda, don’t forget to tune in tomorrow, as we have a very high profile member of the COT performing live baptisms…

15 unbeaten, that’s bloody impressive.

I don't know much But I know I love you And that may be all I need to know

I don’t know anything about God, don’t believe in him, but will probably have a change of direction on my deathbed. 3/1 to the mighty Saints.