Saint Marky

So you find it amusing that a man is driven to such despair, that he kills himself, leaving behind a wife and small children. What a piece of shit.

But you said it was ‘class’? Now you’re openly mocking it and stating a perpetual ban on certain members. So you are a bombastic riddler who is a wannabe dictator, with a God complex. I feel a complete fool now, after standing up on Saturday after our fourth goal, screaming Turkish, Turkish Turkish for what seemed an eternity, ignoring all the ‘sit down you twat’, to encourage those around me to join in chanting your name, in a homage to your achievements, including 30 laughter emojis on one post, a feet never likely to be repeated. But it wasn’t to be, it seems like my cot membership.

Hey, I see a few members of the COT have checked out my profile, you all obviously liked my song, does that mean I’m getting my membership soon and is there some sort of special handshake I need to practice? I’m so excited, think I’m going to pen another ditty for the cot, going to throw in a couple of sesquipedalians, just to impress and seal the deal.

Agreed, must be very difficult running and keeping your balance, with an extra foot.

Yeah, saw that and thought it must be really chilly out there.

Gee thanks Turks, you truly are a delight. Hey I really liked Jason Statham in snatch too, I feel we are really bonding. Good to see Cathedral City are going to be our new sponsors, do the cot know if we will get a discount, cause I really like their cheese? Sorry don’t know this Cory, but he sounds an ok type of guy. I did know a Rory, which does rhyme, hope that helps and keep up the great work.

I believe it’s only fair you have a song, so we can all rejoice in your accomplishments. I have some lyrics, if you could think of a tune to match, then maybe we could get a rendition going at tomorrow’s match : ‘We are the C.O.T, not the Cats, a circle of trust, ( not) a circle of twats’. Now I put the second not in brackets, you can choose to sing it or leave it out. When St Mary’s start singing this little ditty, we will know what they truly feel about your little esoteric group.

Oh do keep up toadhall, dont you remember the picture he posted of the wet marshland, well there is marshland in Ireland, so there it is, the link in full glorious colour too!

A bit off topic, but just seen on sky sports app, ‘championship team of the year so far’, compiled by our own David Prutton. Very surprised not one Saint in there, considering our remarkable form, especially leaving out KWP who is hands down the best in this league. Is David known for having a saints chip on his shoulder?

Yeah, suppose we don’t sing it cause it’s shit, a bit like ‘we’re the itchen over here…’but we really need to up our game, I did here a quiet rendition of the great Stuart Armstrong song, guess it’s a bit long and tricky for most to pick up, but his hair truly is fricking fine, but the belters are a bit less frequent now.

4 nil, 5 nil, let’s have a 6 nil to finish the year in style.

And that ends our sermon today, all the way from Bermuda, don’t forget to tune in tomorrow, as we have a very high profile member of the COT performing live baptisms…

15 unbeaten, that’s bloody impressive.

I don't know much But I know I love you And that may be all I need to know

I don’t know anything about God, don’t believe in him, but will probably have a change of direction on my deathbed. 3/1 to the mighty Saints.

Same here, Mrs had a Xmas work do, so left just as extra time was announced. Heading back to the car, passing end of stadium,heard a large roar from the corner of itchen, thought it was away fans celebrating. Mixture of relief and annoyance that I’d missed two bloody goals in extra time, hope the wife has a good meal 😡

And how much an improvement with Downes back.

13 points of automatic promotion, nothing to worry about, just remember the calming words from Roland Ratmuson when we were in free fall from the prem, everything was ok, because they had a plan to get us straight back up. Obviously it kicks in after all the turkey sandwiches been finished, just you wait and see. What’s 13 points all you bed wetters, just five more wins than those above us, no problem 🤢

So so easy

Russell half time talk : ‘ beeeeautiful lads, Over 70% retention. The fans are going be so pleased with that. Keep those defensive/ midfield triangles going lads and let’s see if we can get to 80% in the second half’

This football is as entertaining as was Ralph’s, just before he was sacked. It’s a frustrating watch now, they must be being coached to check sideways and backwards before passing, it’s a very hard watch zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Yes?

It’s not writing off the season, it’s the reality that we are starting to fall away and the three in front of us seem to keep winning. How can Bazuna save a worldy and in the same match let that pea roller in, so frustrating as he was having a blinder, now his confidence will be shot again. I know there are many matches to go, but we’ve got to put these matches to bed, we are playing well now, always looking the much better team, but never kill a game. Unless we get a January signing, or Ross starts firing when and if he is fit, then we need the others to have bad patches of form, let’s not let it go to the lottery of the play offs.