Saint Marky

What really pisses me off more than anything, is we finally had a squad that had proven we could go toe to toe with the best in the premiership. Whether the spying helped, I suspect minimally at best,a manager finally respected by the players and giving their all for him. A manager that seemed was going to keep us in the prem, had we won the final and one that would have got us up automatically, if we hadn’t employed Will. What now? Baz back in goal, we wont get Peretz now or Larin even. It’s been stated Jander wants out, who else, Charles, Downs, Aziz,Ramsdale, probably most of them. Who’s in their last year now, or got 2 to go, will they be extending? Aren’t Bree and Ross out of contract, players you’d want to keep for this year’s championship attempt. If wed been fined, points deduction and-we’d lost the final, I suspect most of the squad would have probably stayed to try to get us up next year, and most of us would have probably eventually accepted keeping him as manager, if we were to continue our prolific form. You’ve got a decent Wolves and probably West Ham next year and at the mo, we’re starting 4 points behind. It’s a tough strong league, even with parachute payments. If we don’t go up, it will be even harder when the payments stop. Add to that with more than likely a new manager and new players, what a bloody mess. Totally unacceptable and unnecessary, the fucking naive, ignorant stupidity and arrogance of all those involved and to still actually send someone to spy on a semi final opponent, when you know that an analyst you sacked, now works for that opponent and thus knows your practice’s, I can only assume Tonda has a great football brain, but a very low IQ. anyone else stuck on the ‘still hurting’ phase of grief? ..and to add salt into the wound, Sky Sports have just shown a clip of Middlesbrough (at the airport I think) stating their finally on their way to Wembley, FUCKOFF

That’s enough for me now, I’m done with this fucking shambles of a club. Anyone know when the season tickets go on sale?

Shows how shit AI is, takes a picture of Russell Grant and tries to pass it off as Shaun Ryder.

I have it on good authority he’s taken this case on a ‘no win no fee basis’. ignore, S Clarke beat me to it, story of my life, always late to the party.

I haven’t gone back through the thread too far, so pissed off, to see if already posted, but I’ve just found an email in junk from Wembley Parking asking what team I’m supporting. Went on Wembley Parking and it’s now changed to Middlesbrough and available for them to book. It also states this: Please note due to the change in competing teams for the SkyBet Championship Playoff Final to be held at Wembley Stadium on Saturday 23rd May 2026 all Southampton supporter bookings will be automatically refunded. Public sales for Middlesbrough supporters will be available to book from 13:15 on Wednesday 20th May 2026. If you have any queries relating to parking for this event please use the live chat or email info@epdataservices.com. I haven’t asked for a refund, was going to wait for the verdict, just in case (but I feel now with all the things changed for a Middlesbrough final, don’t believe it will be reversed again) I don’t know if that means I will lose my money, as obviously it will go past the 72 hour period for a refund. What a fucking mess this whole saga is, laughable really, a kid with an iPhone behind a tree, what the fuck were they thinking.

I neither confirmed or denied I was ITK

Two bottles of brandy

I have it on good authority that Saints will be in the final Saturday, as they have agreed to certain caveats to proceed. Firstly, the Middlesbrough squad will accompany our team, walking hand in hand onto the pitch in full Middlesbrough kit as mascots, so they get a taste of that famous Wembley final atmosphere. Half time entertainment will include a centre circle bare knuckle fight between Kim and Tonda, which Tonda must lose and then cry like a baby, with the concluding act being a naked Spors being tarred and feathered by Gibson, who’s dressed as Jesus.

I do hope we get a very loud and prolonged rendition of ‘ Fuck Sky Sports’, the question is do we do it during the match, or at the end when we’ve been promoted?

All we’ve got to do is pin it all on Tonda. We take a European human rights lawyer into the meeting, explain as an immigrant Tonda didn’t understand this was not allowed, he’s foreign and as you can see from his long pauses before answering a question in interviews, struggles with our language and spying was invented in Germany and is encouraged over there. Also he hates our mac chicken nuggets, theirs are far superior, as are the kebabs, so his human rights are being violated. Christ, we will probably get points added and Tonda will be knighted and offered the England manager job, so relax everyone.

I’ve just seen a post saying Gibson pushed so hard, he’s just shat out his adams apple.

Yeah, vote green, what could go wrong?

Like the majority of the country?

Yeah hilarious, but unfortunately highly unlikely!

I truly admire your Saints loyalty, but I doubt there is a team on the planet that would beat Millwall AND Hull at Wembley, if you managed to get past the 8 defenders, you’d be facing 2 goalies 😀

So proud of this team, what an effort they all put in. Our end was fking rocking. They announced only 70000 in attendance doesn’t Wembley hold 80000? well we filled our end. The plastics were probably just waiting for the final, I really hope they lose. Leaving the stadium, having to walk amongst the mancs , what a load of arrogant, entitled twats.

‘Win for Flynn’, we’ve done Arsenal, we can do city, we get Leeds in the final, they can’t beat us, Flynn can tap in the winner from Mannings pin point cross.

Thanks, it means a lot, coming from you.

Tin foil hat time, remove saints engine from the midfield, undoubtedly our most influential midfielder at the moment, link with all the current ridiculous decisions in Ipswich’s favour, Birminghams legit equaliser disallowed , Middlesbrough non penalty penalty amongst some and the fact we have to play Ipswich within the three game ban, think the fa have chosen their second place auto team and who they want in the fa cup final?….

So you’re like the Elton John of saintsweb ?

Thought I’d open a sort of false dichotomy thread, where you can air what or who you’d like to improve with a little positive negativity, here’s a couple from me…. We love you Tonda, but for fucks sake blink when you do a tv interview. we love you Turkish, but it’s about time you accept you are no longer ‘king of the highest number of emojis on a single comment’, you’re not even top three.

I had a couple of saints fc opened this morning, signed in on both, opened up another tab and the queue thing popped up, joined at about number 1300, which I was pissed at, as I was on it at opening, but it only took about 12 minutes from memory to get in. Got our seats in block 141, which I’m happy at.

From Rupert Lowe to Markus Liebherr.

Yes, they’ve named him ‘ hawk ter’ now apparently 🍆