Spudders

Coolio, I'd have liked this post too if the forum had the functionality but the site owners can't be arsed any more can they, the lazy tinkers

Hey Tokes, can you amend the naughty word in the quote from my post so that no one else gets saddy feelings, I've crossed the line. -1 reputations points to me.

Sorry if I upset you flower

Ah Tokyos, that was good, I'd have liked this post if the forum had the functionality but the site owners can't be arsed any more can they, the lazy fellas will give you +1 reputations point though. ps why are we all on the main forum, there's some right weirdos loitering about here, what time are you and Bear heading back to Muppets?

Great work Bear, I gave Dubai Phil my largest ever reputations handout in one go a couple of weeks ago (think I gave him +12). This has got to be +15 reputations points, but to make them even sweeter for you Bear, I'm not taking new reps from the reps stock cupboard, I'm going to take them from Tokyo's current haul and give them to you.

We are 100% in talks about him, fact, no returns, white rabbit.

What's his name Phil?

Spudgun.

Good stuff, I've already had his name tattooed on my arse

Hi gays, what are these bit-ches you're talking about? I don't understand?

Just the fact that big bad blob is out means I'm in!! I'll call my team 'Tigers Would' if that's ok with Phils?

As explained in the OP, my flatmate has given the family names (I can't recall what the female or two babies are called), anyways I digress, -1 reps for not reading the OP in more detail

Hi muppets, for anyone else who's tried to save this image to view it closer up, you'll need to rename and remove the -large off the end of the file name to open it .... silly Bob.

Well done. My saintsweb membership is due for renewal soon so I've cancelled the subscription & donated the fiver to a more worthy cause.

Surprised Bearsy hasn't been on this thread with all his price pikey saving suggestions as he's pretty poor and shops at Lidl.

Ok cools, next time I finger a pigeon I'll video it & write a story on it as well

I didn't see that, over the years I've trained my mind to auto filter out the words 'Golf Course' from DPs posts & replace them with the words 'peado prowl' it just makes it easier.

That's the most I've ever enjoyed a Dubai Phil post, genuinely made me chuckle. Never given this many out in one go before, but I'm gonna give you +12 reputations points

Hi there Bear, good to see you back from your dogging holiday. How quickly do your stupid pigeon thief's get their merchandise back to you? Will you at least let me buy the ring back from you? (please also clean it off before selling it back)

Ladies & genitalmen of the muppet show jury, I needs some help please. My ring has gone missing (no Bear, not that one, that one is still fine). I need your help to decide if it’s been stolen by stupid pigeon called Micheal. Here are the facts: -Last night when I got home, I was definitely wearing this ring as I vaguely remember having problems getting it off as my finger had gone all fat from drinking a lot of beers. -Today I can not find ring and have searched everywhere* -My flat mate has been encouraging a family of pigeons by feeding them on the window ledge and giving them names -IF the windows are left open and no one is in the room the stupid pigeons come into the rooms -Last night I feel asleep on the sofa with the window open I don’t have any proof of stupid pigeons sneaking in whilst I was sleeping and picking up ring, but I am joining the dots and I put it to you that I haven’t misplaced the ring as I was drunk, but stupid pigeon has been thieving my ring (probably Bearsy has trained pigeons to steal stuff from him to sell, silly price pikey). If anyone has any evidence, please post to help muppets Jury. Mods can I have a poll, is stupid pigeon called Micheal guilty or not guilty? If results are guilty, I will feed stupid pigeon baking soda to explode him. Ta. (*I've not looked everywhere)

^ ran this through googles translator (price pikey to English) apparently it says 'you guys selling'

Agree with this, the 2nd/3rd carriage is already starting to lift up as it hits the bend

Clearly a banana skin left on the track, tragic.

Humour, definitely not. Epic tits are fine as long as no nipples are showing and they are saints related tits.

The saddest thing about the children of Tokyo & Bearsy was their first one which result from a drug fueled night of kinky octoporn