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This thread is going to reach a fairly selective audience. Many of us, myself included, are happy with our existing usernames. Getting banned and coming back is the equivalent of being on the lam at a costume party, isn't it?

Rococo (Loves the Saints) Rococo (Hates the Skates) Yeah, could see something like that working

500 sex acts at a penny a pop. Welcome back, hamster.

Once again, it's thoroughly disappointing to see a fictional character served with such a poor SaintsWeb incarnation. So far, we've had to suffer a worse Batman than the nippled-up one in Batman & Robin. Now, we seem to have a Heisenberg which seems to be less impressive than either of Brian Cranston's performances in Breaking Bad. Okay, okay - perhaps it's a bit much to ask for calculating and cold-hearted criminal genius, but you'd at least think that someone could manage to forge himself a more impressive character than the hen-pecked and wife-worn shell of a man we know as Walter White. Our Heisenberg doesn't even manage that. Utter shít. Breaking Bad wouldn't have gotten past the pilot if Heisenberg was a sad bloke on an Internet forum, even if the sad bloke secretly happens to be a former sad bloke on a football forum. That's about as complicated as the plotting gets, I'm afraid.

From now on, would you like us all to call you "Loretta"?

I'll take drunk giggles or short ones.

Definitely won't be Hoddle. He is too busy looking like a World of Leather sofa. Source: ITV tonight

Depends on the long-term plan. If we're looking to build a squad from the academy (or the proceeds thereof), this is an excellent opportunity to put a marker down. Yes, you can bid for our players, but no, we won't necessarily accept them. The fact that Lallana appears to be pushing the move himself makes it even more of an occasion to do so. If it were down to me, he'd never get back in the first team without some kind of apology, even if it meant him playing four years of football in the development squad and finally arriving at the cool end of the M62 at the ripe old age of 30. He has massively undermined the club at a time when it should be basking in the achievement of sending players to a World Cup. Until he acknowledges the damage he's done to the club and the fans, he can rot in the reserves. His wages are a small price to pay for the overall message it sends out.

Meh. I think we've had enough.

Think I got lucky in the States. The place I stay at most has a brewery in town, and some very nice hoppy ales. It's all ice cold, of course - but I actually prefer it that way. Decent cold ale > Decent cold lager for me.

An undisclosed fee every time he makes the papers after being snapped in massage parlours. When a fee cannot be decided, a tribunal consisting of pimps, madams and Wayne Rooney will have final say.

Got some mates that do that, y'know. It's a shame, y'know, cos, y'know, they sound like f**king idiots that y'know, fill air with y'know, meaningless fluff. Y'know.

Hmm. Liverpool may switch focus from Adam Lallana - ESPN FC (via http://ble.ac/teamstream-) http://teamstre.am/1kwQQpR

Huge assumption. Your man is just as, if not more likely, to be a small, fat and bald "suvvener".

How do you know she is a witch? (There has been confusion before, particularly over Danny Fox)

The Liverpool fans that phone into talkSport can do very impressive London accents. Mind you, Stephen Graham played Tommy in Snatch and he did an excellent job for a scouser (most of them really aren't good at southern accents - trust me on this one ). Maybe it's him phoning talkSport up.

£2,000,000 in cash if Ads can manage a year in Liverpool without going to the shops in his pyjamas.

Meh

Glad I'm not the only one who remembers this. Platt. Splat. The big danger is that if Koeman takes the job, Platt will sit in his car outside SMS plotting revenge.

Open a Hyperbole Shop lads; this is the English Premier League in 2014, not Belfast during the troubles.

He already earns a lot of money, tbf. I'm under no illusions. Lallana and Liverpool are made for each other. If they want him, come to a deal and pay the money. No sensible fan can have too much of a dispute with the Lambert, Puncheon or any of our recent transfers out. They all made sense and were done in the right way. This is a lot more difficult to take. We've provided the foundation for his success, he's in the final 23 for the WC, yet he publicly wants out against the club's and fans wishes. If I were in his shoes, what would I do? I'd be careful not to sh!t where I live or burn my bridges.

Arf!

I agree. Though it might be a stretch to suggest he's a few motorway junctions from being another Odemwingie, he'll be tainted if he forces this move through, and not just in our eyes. Silly captain.

Time for the board to show some cojones, I reckon. Bit disappointing that on the eve of a World Cup, this is his concern.

Can someone tell me why Sean Dyche has got short odds? The bloke sounds like Silas Greenback; I want our new manager to be 100% committed to the club, not looking over his shoulder for Danger Mouse.